Dear new Sun-Times overlords,
Please invest some programming time to colorize, flash, italicize, or something the damn zombie threads. I waste enough time/bile/adrenaline/spooge here as is. It’s a real torque to find out that I’m worked up over some ten year old thread.
Thanks, yes it is all about ME.
PS, we need more emoticons as well!
What’s my share of the loot come to?
There seems to be a major misunderstanding here.
When y’all signed up for this venture did you notice the word printed on page 16, paragraph 8, section D, subsection 6, item f(4)?
Tontine.
Please, I’m begging you, don’t go into further detail.
There can be only one!
You gotta be kidding, you think Trump would waste a gold-plated statue on anyone less important than a “Trump”?
I would expect “the world’s smartest human” to immediately be renamed “Donald Trump”, and the column would probably renamed “The Straight Trump” or “The Trump Dope” or something.
And then the quality of the columns would immediately go down, because while the sarcasm, self-importance, and derision of the questioners would remain, the humor and the quality of the factual content would decline rapidly.
And then Ivanka, Don Jr, and Eric would be named administrators.
Celebrity Moderator
The horror.