We're going to name the fat baby Lardy if it's a boy.

[Cat_Whisperer]

You can always go with the standards; “Thanks for your input.” or “Duly noted.” Said with a dead straight face, of course. Most people don’t continue talking after that.

[Contrapuntal]

@Zsofia

Well, she might not have eaten anything all day, so there’s that. (Not saying that every pregnant woman needs to sit down, just that newly pregnant people sometimes feel like crap. Not that I’d know, as I am not pregnant.)

So that’s just a little extra holiday weight, then?

[Shirley_Ujest]

@Punoqllads

Yeah, two things you should never ask a woman. Never ask her if she’s pregnant. Never ask her if she’s having her period.

The correct way to ask the second question is, " Are you riding the Crimson Tide?"

Then run.

[Zoe]

Some overweight people feel like crap from carrying around the excess weight too.

[horsetech]

@Wile_E

If it’s a girl I suggest naming it Adipose.

Ah, yes, Addie.

Better than Weehawken.

OP, sorry about your crappy day.

[Zsofia]

@Contrapuntal

So that’s just a little extra holiday weight, then?

Hey, even “a little extra holiday weight” is a nicer thing to say than “just fat”!