SMG is going to play a porn princess in an upcoming movie. If she can get back to Season One weight by then, I’m looking forward to this. ![]()
I saw a preview for Southland Tales last night, and I can honestly say, “What…The…Fuck?!” It looks really, really surreal. And she looks great - not quite as yummy as first-year Buffy, but she’s like, 10 years older now, so whaddaya want? She does look a little more well-fleshed than last season Buffy, at least.
Looks like Mandy Moore is co-starring and I’d be much more interested in seeing her than Gellar.
What’s a ‘political porn princess’?
Is Southland Tales finally actually being released? I’d about given up on it. That thing’s been in the works forever.
That’s someone who does DP, but cares about the plight of the Poor.
Seriously. I was like “huh?” but I was also like “I totally want to go see this!”
I’ve been following the progress of this movie for a while – a couple years now. It got a negative reception at the Cannes Film Festival and Richard Kelly had trouble finding a distributor for it ever since. It sounded way too interesting to be shelved forever, so I’m so glad it’s finally coming out. The trailer looks awesome. Reminds me a bit of Strange Days, with traces of Brazil (one of my favorite movies ever).
I’ve been saying for years that Dwayne Johnson has the potential to be an A-list leading man. The guy is just so charismatic, and he’s great in everything he’s been in, even if the project itself isn’t any damn good. Justin Timberlake and Mandy Moore are pretty solid actors considering they are best known as pop singers, and I’m always happy to see Buffy/Angel/Firefly alumni in anything, including Buffy herself.
Hahaha - from the trailer: “Scientists say the future will be far more futuristic than previously predicted.” Now that is the sort of line only Sarah Michelle Geller can make work. I’m sold. 
For the record, the OP title is exquisitely misleading, since (a) there is absolutely no mention in the link of actual SMG nudity in the Kelly film, and (b) it is perfectly possible to star as a “porn princess” and not show any explicit skin (Exhibit A: Elisha Cuthbert)
Well I hate to admit to having dug around on this piggish topic, but…I WAS a big Buffy fan for quite awhile :p.
'twould appears that contrary to rumor, their will be NO SMG nudity in the film:
http://www.southland-tales-movie.com/article.php3?id_article=18586
Tamerlane - brother - I know we’re all about the truth here. We’re all about fighting ignorance. And I respect your commitment to those ideals. But would it have been so horrible to let us keep our hope?
Man, there’s always hope. Maybe at 55 she’ll have a Nancy Sinatra moment :D.
This is just another in a long line of roles that should demand nudity but the actresses manage to somehow stay dressed. Absolute bullshit.
Exhibit B: Natalie Portman in Closer.
Exhibit C: Jessica Alba in Sin City.
Strippers that don’t strip. Fuckin mind-boggling.
The cast of that movie doesn’t look that impressive. I can’t figure out if it’s a sci-fi drama, satire, or comedy. Maybe all of them.
But still I want to see it.
In what I think is the absolute greatest travesty of movie history, I’ve heard that Sigourney Weaver actually wanted to do the final scene of Alien naked, since it would play up her vulnerability in that scene, but that the producers said no. Folks, this is not difficult: When someone as hot as Sigourney offers to take off her clothes, you say yes.
I’ve just watched the trailer: is it supposed to be a spoof?
:dubious: Oh, because she’s a disgusting cow now? Maybe she should just kill herself because she’s no longer 15 years old.
I think you got it backward. The usual complaint is that she’s gotten too skinny, not too “cowish”.
QFT. What, did she gain a whole four pounds? Lose a whole four pounds? The only difference I see is that she’s a bit older.