West Virginia sniper case breakthrough! Suspect is a fat white man in a pickup truck!

New York Post - Sights on Sniper

Wow, with that highly specific ID you can bet the killer is sweating bullets! How will he ever blend in now?

Luckily both my truck and I are in Honolulu and have been for years. And Iā€™m not that fat anyway, just a little overweight from quitting smoking. Other than that, the description sounds just like me (except for the angry part).