Holy crap! Pun not intended.
I thought it was just my husband who did that.
Just let it spew and go ahead and clean it up with a Wet Wipe. 
I’m intrigued. I have something to add to my shopping list.
Before I opened this thread I thought wet wipes were silly. God help me, but I think I might buy some next time I’m at Walgreen’s.
For the record, at the last Mommy gathering the topic veered to “pocket rockets”. Apparently that inspired a few shopping trips as well.
(my girlfriends thought the replies to this thread were a riot)
Walgreen’s Brand - Lightly Scented Wet Wipes (with aloe) - 150 cloths - $2.99 + tax.
Toilet paper with a drop of lotion works good too. Not as cold, or as wet.
And when I let things go natural, I also have tail feathers.
I really want to do this now… but I don’t really want to explain to my parents why there are wet wipes in my bathroom.
What I do now is wipe until it’s mostly clean, dampen a (neatly folded, like always, you barbarians!) piece of TP just a bit, so that the poop doesn’t soak through to my fingers, and wipe… then a dry one so that I’m not squidgy.
Psst… what are “pocket rockets”? Tampons?
My God, how often do you shit in the car? :eek:
Correct. You are not the only woman in the world with hair on her ass.
About 51% of the human population has reason to use TP for pee-only as well as for poop
Men use toilet paper?
Aaah… whoops.
:o
Damn being a man. I’m gay, though… will you still let me into your clique?
Umm… wow… there’s a lot of activity in this thread. My reply was meant for silenus.
The Pocket Rocket was Rocket Richard’s kid brother. They were the top players on Canada’s top hockey team.
Is ok, I’m a guy, too. But my wife has a pocket rocket, so I know what wonderful little items they are!
Aah! The embarrassment.
After reading this thread, I now know I have performed my contribution to society.
About 8 years ago I was part of a consumer survey on this exact product topic, they asked:
“if a product like this was available for adults, would you purchase it?”
I answered yes.