Tom Barrack, that is. Makes for an interesting headline! 
So Kelly knew that Porter’s ex-wife had to get a protective order against him, yet issued a media release that Porter was a man of integrity.
Nice.
I think there’s a couple of people lacking integrity here.
I wish Obama would become chief of staff.
“I smell a sitcom!!”
There were some high expectation of Kelly and it seem those were mistaken. He’s been a disappointment a number of times, not just here.
Barack Obama is far too busy wiretapping and undermining the Trump White House from afar, and this would eliminate the plausuble deniability by the lestist wingnuts that he is clearly reaponsible for all of the [DEL]failings[/DEL] lack of winning by Trump. Plus, he’s in preproduction in starring role in the Netflix’s next limited run series, Young Nick Fury, an R-rated take on the origins of the one-time SHIELD Director, which the leaked trailer features what is presumably the final scene: “Pass me my eyepatch. It’s the one that says, ‘Bad Motherfucker’ on it.”
Obama ain’t got time for no ‘chielf of staff’ appointment. He’s got some real shit to get down to.
Stranger
This is neither the time nor the place, Mrs. John Kelly.
Can I have the Chief of Staff job?
Two days into it I’ll legally change my name to Barry Obama. 
After I get fired, I’ll change it back. 
Whoever takes the job must first promise to change his name to Blackadder.
TBF, Mrs Porter Secunda also said that he (Porter) was a man of integrity, despite his proclivity to physically chastise women. Ok, admittedly its the Daily Mail.
Perhaps she’s saying: He should be smacking Trump upside the head!
Paging Robert Guillaume
He’s dead.
Aw, man, I bet Obama would be smoking two or three packs a day, though. And maybe not all of them would be tobacco, either.
Ah, but that would be the beauty of it. It could be a major “running gag” on the show–“Excuse me, Mr. President, I need to replace that light fixture in the Oval Office again. Yeah the old one wasn’t picking up everything–I mean, it’s a new energy-efficient bulb!” CUE LAUGH TRACK
And Robert Mueller could be a recurring guest star; always showing up (in a Groucho mustache-and-glasses “disguise”) and being introduced as one of Obama’s old college buddies or something.
How long do you think it would take Trump to notice?
Only if I can have an assistant named Baldrick. 
You realize where this ends, right?
You have to call Trump “Darling.”
Just say no.
Is he not already in the Oval Office?