What a pair of snooty little bitches.

I liked teh dairy owners line"You’re a screw up!"

cock ornaments!
outstanding!!

Tedster , I salute you.
:smiley: :smiley:

. . . Like she hasn’t heard that joke every day of her life since kindergarten . . .

—Eve (who still gets “Adam” jokes)

Agh, No, I missed that part, I really was posting to SDMB and had it on in the background. I did see them spilling it all over and filling up bottles with other bottles. But your assessment is right on. You gotta be a special kind of stupid to not be able to fill up bottles with a special little hose.

Apparently it was not idiot proof. I can’t imagine that the farmers and such would have agreed to this without compensation.

Just goes to prove what I’ve always thought "money is not necessarily synonymous with class or good taste (nor, it seems, intelligence).

I watched last night’s episode, and the milk thing was really over the top, which got me thinking.

I bet that the milk thing was at least to some degree set up. I DON’T think that Paris and Nicole just decided “Oh, we won’t be able to finish in time, let’s hide some bottles and fill some with half milk half water.” To actually think that would not only be beyond stupid but a little evil as well.

I think the producer (or at least the camera guy) had a talk with the milk guy and essentially bought his whole production of milk for the day. He then whispered in Paris and Nicole’s ears to maybe do something funny to spice up the episode a bit.

In short, I think Paris is right, she really is essentially playing a character. No one wants to see her go to a farm and totally fit in. People want to see her freaking out about seeing a bug, not being able to get up early, and sneaking out of the house at night. Everyone on the show is essentially in on it.

Oh, I agree, it’s just that Paris seems to be sedated or something. I can believe that the situations were set up, but she’s just so “not there”

if she’s playing a character, she’s a lousy actress…

Okay, maybe she’s playing a character. So, how big a fuckup do you have to be to do that bad a job playing yourself?

One effect of all the discussion about Paris, I saw a news article today about the Kenya Hilton and my first thought was “Christ, how many more of these useless leeches are there?”