Hey, if she can make a career and a big pile o’ cash in the recording industry, she can take her lumps like the rest of us.
Oh, wait, you meant… :smack:
When she conceived this child, she was probably “under Fed”.
Sniff… sob… but if Britney and Kevin can’t make it, if two people THAT mature and classy and sincerely in love can’t make it, what hope is there for ANY of US?
Especially after the dream wedding! Chicken and ribs for the guests! A bride who’s hair looked like it hadn’t been washed in weeks! The groomsmen wearing tracksuits that read “P.I.M.P.” on the back! It’s so tragic.
Somewhere Shar Jackson is laughing her ass off.
If I’m not mistaken, there does exist a pre-nump between Britney and K-Fed, which stipulates that K-Fed will receive $300,000 per year for half the length of their marriage. So it looks like K-Fed has just earned himself $150,000.
. . . which is a pittance in comparison to the benjamins he’s going to make once he complete’s his rap album! I’ve heard him flow on the internet, he’s totally tight. Phat rhymes.
Oh, how terribly dreadful. [/deadpan]
My sarcasm meter just blew up.
Now’s your chance, Tuckerfan! Call her up and maybe you can get her on the rebound!
The silver lining: this will free her up to focus on her music.
The bad news: without her pimp, she’ll struggle to have a successful transition into hardcore pr0n.
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I thought her wedding was really pretty. Quite frankly, I’d have much more fun at (and much rather have) a wedding that is laid back and fun (I could see my friends and I doing silly tack suits or something equally funny). And actually, it was chicken strips 
But yes, other than the skeevy groom, I thought her wedding looked nice.
Le Cite. Cite the next. And another one, for good measure.
You have to remember she’s a young girl, so she had a fun, younger wedding. No big. I’m sure her next three will have Lobster and Crystal 
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As “trashy” as everyone sees her as, she’s still too good for that guy. Don’t get me wrong, she is completely at fault for not seeing what a creep he is (hello? he left his 6 month pregnant girlfriend to go bang you in Europe!).
Oh, and have fun with this. No seriously, listen to the song; you’ll double over laughing.
Aren’t you glad that you don’t have to deal with Pavarottis following you around?
<poor taste> Well yeah, I’d have to fear for my sandwiches at all times! </poor taste>
Indeed! Imagine, a celebrity marriage that might actually end in divorce! I never thought I’d see the day.
And then, when she has another baby, the headlines will read, “Fed’s Ex Delivers”.
Is it just me, or does “Britney’s Talking Divorce” sound like some kind of electronic board game?
Not to mention Christina Aguilera !
I knew he was a flaming jerkoff when he bought a $250,000 Ferrari with her money! A freaking Ferrari? Jeez, I feel bad when Mrs. Know offers to pay for dinner!
I was going to try to make a clever play on names, too, but you guys got all the good ones.
Tentacle , I’d copyright that game if I were you!
I knew a guy with Britney’s baby’s name, Sean Preston, in the Army. He once got lost because he couldn’t figure out where all the “Brown roads” were, the one marked in brown on his topographical map.
He was looking at contour lines.
That doesn’t have anything to do with Britney Spears or Kevin Federline aside from the name, but it’s a funny story.
I gotta side wih the Fedmeister on this one. So he brought a little doobage home, big deal. Yeah, it was the same house as the baby, but so what? It’s a big house, right? They’re not really living a trailer, that’s just a joke, isn’t it?
If she gets this pissed over a couple joints, what’s gonna happen when he brings home some strippers from the local Boobie Barn?
(Rolls dice.)
One, two, three, four, five, six seven. Hmm, Britney Chest card. Let’s see…
**GET A JOB
Britney makes you get a job!
Lose a turn!**
Shit!