Anyone in favour of a constutional amendment banning celebrities from marrying? Or divorcing, maybe?
To hijack this thread, because it really isn’t deserving of a thread of its own…
Brainiac4 and I ran to the grocery store last week. Checking out we noticed the cover of People magazine.
Jessica and Nick
Its Over
Her Sudden Decision
His Stunned Reaction
So I look at Brainiac4 and say “if she made a sudden decision and he was stunned, they are the only two literate people in America who aren’t having their information screened by Karl Rove and Dick Cheney who think so.”
I have a vague notion of who Nick and Jessica are (she’s a singer, I have no idea what he did to get famous), but their major claim to fame seems to be having a dysfunctional marriage that is on the front page of the tabloids every time I go to the grocery store.
(Perhaps the writers at People don’t know the meaning of “sudden”)
Hes a singer too. Was in a band called 98 degrees.
Boobie Barn?
Boob Depot
Boobs R Us
Boobery farms
Bath and Booby Works
I can’t believe I wasted bandwidth and hard drive space on that. It’s really awful.
All the Pavarottis followin’ me. what a :wally
Funny, all I got was
Oh, and Ponder Stibbons, I’d rather felch a dead goat, than do the Britster.
Boobs, Bath, And Beyond
I hear Britney’s reps have issued a statement, saying the breakup is all Kevin’s fault. Since the baby’s been born, he hasn’t been spending anytime with his wife or child and instead spends all his time out partying with his friends and hanging around other women. An upset Britney said, “I’m shocked by Kevin’s behavior. I thought he got all that kind of thing out of his system during his first marriage.”
Yeah, and god knows how much spyware has been uploaded on my computer now, from the look of all the porn pop-ups that appeared from that link.
It was a cross between a wannabe Eminem and a wannabe Britney Spears.
scary! :eek:
You know, between this and the inevitable Simpson breakup, it should be a lesson for all newlywed celebs out there. Keep your damn marriage out of the spotlight!! Sheesh. The more they flaunt their twu wuv marriages in front of everyone, the faster they fall apart.
Oh, and I’m sure Britney is shocked, shocked! that her hubby is not the most reponsible daddy on the planet. For god sakes you dumbass, he dumped his six month pregnant girlfriend to chase your trailer trash ass around Europe! Gah! There’s only so much idiocy one can take.
I bet this is making Shar Jackson’s year. Rightly so.
You know what? It really does seem like Britney tries to compete with Jessica Simpson with her marriage. Did any of you stumble across a train wreck of a television show called “Chaotic”? It was Britney’s answer to Nick & Jessica’s successful “Newlyweds” reality television show. As unwatchable as either show was, Britney’s appeared to be a self-filmed white-trash version of Newlyweds. Almost as unwatchable as “Growing Up Gotti.”
I’ve stopped watching sometime ago, but are you saying that Homer and Marge are no longer together?
I’m just ‘Fed-up’ with all the Britney hype. What do you expect from a guy who fathers two children one child out of wedlock, and then hooks up with another girl while the second child has yet to be born.
:wally
So how come we all could see this beforehand and she didn’t? Surely there are many decent guys who would be attracted to her (she IS pretty, you know) she could’ve had quite a lot to choose from.
That would be because she’s a MORON. Now, I’m not proud of the fact that I watched the show “Chaotic”, but I did. There, I said it. I watched that piece of crap show. If you had watched it as well, you would realize that in all actuality, those two were a match made in heaven. I have never seen two more vapid, shallow, downright stupid, people more deserving of each other. It was sort of like watching a trainwreck and did nothing but highlight what a trashy, spoiled, stupid little girl Britney Spears is and Kevin Federline is exactly the type of guy stupid, trashy little girls like her are attracted to. Anyone who would run away with, then marry and bear the child of a “man” who would leave his six month pregnant girlfriend deserves what she gets.
Now, it seems to me that maybe having a baby matured 'ol Brit a little. Perhaps she outgrew him, just a lot quicker than we all thought. Doubtful, though.
Or she needed an excuse, and throwing him out for ‘being one of them druggies around my baby’ is an excuse that makes her look presentable to the “I’d like to thank my mama and Elvis” crowd.
-Joe, kinda like Elvis
Tuckerfan’s welcome to Britney. Me, I’m getting a haircut and a shoeshine and heading out to start stalking Valerie Bertinelli.
Yeah, except for the fact that something else their trainwreck of a show made abundently clear was how big of a stoner Kevin is. I mean, he could barely keep his eyes open in most of his “interviews” (which mainly consisted of him rambling incoherently). If it’s that obvious to someone watching a highly edited show, it should have been obvious to her, even with how stupid she is. Makes Britney seem like a bit of a hypocrite, that.
Well, unless he suddenly became a massive stoner AFTER they got married…
Browse before you buy, dummy.
-Joe
I’m definitely going with this one.
She wanted a baby. So now that the fetus has clawed its way out of her vagina she can dump the scum that put it and still be “an inspiration to girls everywhere” and sell a boatload of her next CD.
No way, dude. The footage of the show was filmed during their “courtship,” if you could call it that. There was no way that girl, stupid aside, could not have known he was a total stoner. If she had no problem with it then, she can’t go getting all indignant about it now, just because they had a baby. For the love of god, even she can’t be that naiive. What, did she think he’d become a “changed man” after their son was born? Come on. Becoming a father obviously didn’t mature him the first two times…
And can I just say that THIS:
is just wrong. I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep tonight now with that image now seared into my brain. Thanks for that.