I live in the Caribbean and our new government has passed legislation (about a month ago) allowing me to become a citizen. I read in the paper that persons who qualify can go down to immigration and apply. So today, I arrange a babysitter for my 6 month old daughter and take myself down there. It is, of course, ultra disorganised. I have to take a number and wait. I get number 15. There is no one to ask if I have everything that I need etc etc. and when I do manage to pigeonhole one of the sourfaced old bitches, she tells me that I have to wait until I get my turn to even ask if I am in the correct place.
So I wait for over 2 hours. Eventually, my turn comes and I walk in with my passport and all my proof, sit down and tell the cow how long I’ve been in the country and she tells me that the new legislation is not in effect yet and they’re not accepting applications. I was so fucking pissed off! Why the fuck don’t you have a notice outside saying that they’re not accepting applications. Why the fuck, when someone asks, don’t you tell them that they’re wasting their time. Why the fuck did you make me fucking wait 2 fucking hours to tell me that I’m wasting my time!
So you stupid bitch who told me that she couldn’t answer my question, I pit you and to the other sourfaced bitch who told me that it’s not her job to inform people who qualifies and who doesn’t (nevermind that it would stop her from wasting her time seeing people who don’t qualify)…I pit you too! I hope you are as miserable as I am although working where you do, I bet you’re a hell of a lot more miserable!