[Moderator Underoos on]So is “putzing” people outside of The BBQ Pit. Knock it off.[/Moderator Underoos on]
I can rewrite people’s resumes to make them look like the best thing going.
I’m a good communicator.
And I’m hyper-observant of people and nuance. I have excellent peripheral vision.
Thanks; I checked and as far as I can tell, there aren’t many close matches at all; I know I do have obsessive tendencies and I know I sometimes have flighty attention, but I’m not seeing myself described accurately by many of the classic ADHD symptoms in the list at all.
I just have a voracious appetite for information, I think - including other people’s conversations.
Nancarrow does not sleep. She waits.
I can do alchemy without a circle. Cost me an arm and a leg, but still…
I am famous for my ability to make perfect ice cubes!
Hehehe, and what a skill that would be! 
Maybe so, but a lot of people aren’t. It sounds like QuickSilver has received compliments, which is scientific enough for me.
(My earlier claim of being a good kisser is based on pretty much the same science, BTW. Except they didn’t tell QuickSilver, they told me. At least, I don’t think they’ve ever told QuickSilver. That would be surprising, to say the least.)
Yeah. Yeah, I did. And I think I just almost reaggravated my old basketball injury doing it. 
Woah! I thought “putzing” was tongue-in-cheek, and not actually interpreted as an insult. Was I wrong? I’m positive I’ve seen it and maybe even used it in this way (tongue-in-cheek/non-insulting) outside of the Pit).
I’m interested in learning a lot of things for no other reason than “I don’t know much about that, howzit work?” Unfortunately, I don’t stick with it long enough to become an expert in anything, but I do have what’s been called “Jeopardy-level knowledge” of science, history, literature, finance, fashion and a lot of other things. It comes in handy a lot at work writing car catalogs or annual reports for banks and pharmaceutical companies, since I can appoach most jobs without being completely lost.
In college, I also had a good ‘feel’ for physics, although I couldn’t hack the math at all. One of my math major roommates was taking an “applications in physics” course that involved all sorts of weird thought problems like “how much energy would you need to put a golf ball on the moon?” I’d do approximations in my head and he’d work out the actual formulas. When our answers were way off from each other, he’d go back to check his math, and almost always caught an error that brought him closer to my answer when fixed.
I keep a level head, and I’m comfortable with moral ambiguity.
I’m also a halfway decent hack writer.
I’m good at posting in the 50th post of a thread so that no one will ever read my garbage. I don’t even seem to need to practise this; it just happens. So, I guess it’s more like a gift, than a talent I’ve had to work on.
It isn’t that. We’re ignoring you on purpose.
You’d think so, especially since the putz guy is winking, but for whatever reason it has been interpreted as an insult. Of course you can’t use it as an insult as the guy is smiling and winking, implying a tongue-in-cheek tone. : Sigh :
I am immune to brain freezes, I can suck straight through a jumbo milkshake with nary a whimper.
The benefit to humanity is tenuous though. I like to picture myself as a superspy being captured by some arch-villian Blofeld type, with an elaborate torture apparatus forcefeeding me a grape slushee to break my will.
Me: Do you expect me to talk? <as the straw draws ever closer to my mouth>
Czar Viktor Freeze: No mister Goyle, I expect you to die! Ahhahahahhah… <exits room>
Me: Time for my “grape” escape <slips the bonds, sneaks out of the fortress, saves the world>