What about Trump's new social network? I hear crickets

After the cons have already stuffed their pockets, of course.

DWAC stock price was at $92.90 On February 22 the day after Truth Social debuted, rose to a peak of $97.54 a week later Currently its at $56.94, a drop of about 42% in 6 weeks.

If he’s really a Boozer, maybe explains why the app works so badly? If I were a Boozer, I’d probably produce shitty work too.

I suppose Billy Boozer’s preferred libation is none other than Billy Beer?

If he wasn’t a boozer when he started working for on this shit show he probably is one now. I know I would be.

What do you suppose these guys are going put on their résumé?

Probably lie and say they were in prison for the last few months.

Yes, of course. As always in cases like this, it will definitely look better for them.

He’s in a Gordian knot though. Because while what you say is true, there is no way Trump’s ego could cope with the on-line equivalent of walking out on to a rally stage in front of an obviously 80% empty hall.

. . . as happened about two years ago at his farce of a rally in Tulsa, where hardly anybody showed up.

“Defended American Democracy by doing a real shit job”.

So you’re saying we have a “Springtime for Hitler” situation here?

Brutal. Ouch, that’s gonna leave a mark. LOL

SNL lit Truth Social up pretty hard in their cold open on Saturday night, with the Fox and Friends crew talking about how it made their phones extremely hot, and burned one of their children, and how it’s the “only app with a smell” (presumably of burning electronics).

At work, he was mixing vodka and…

That made me laugh.

I bet Marjorie Taylor Greene wasn’t in on the con. She was only down 7% in November. Awwwwww

A couple of journos from the WaPo throwing subtle shade.

Read or at least skim the whole article, for the setup, then make sure you read the last line.

Subtle shade, indeed. Tried to read or at least skim. Could not. Definitely could not read the last line.

Paywalled. I couldn’t read any of it.