What about Trump's new social network? I hear crickets

These cheesy jokes are really spoiling this thread.

It’s a mooot point.

Just gonna ruminate on it for a while.

Some folks in this thread need to calm down. Drink some de-calf.

I guess the hijack just needs to rennets course.

These puns all have legs, but lactose.

That’s because they don’t hoove feet.

Pun threads should be banned. For heifer.

Don’t calf in, the pun game is strong in the thread

The pun game is hooffoot.

It just behooved you to say that, didn’t it.

ETA: What a moooooronic pun fest!

To err is human, to pun bovine.

How are you people coming up with these cow puns, bovine inspiration?

Well, I grew up in Wisconsin (“Come Enjoy Our Dairy Air!”), though I moooooved to Illinois as an adult.

Herd mentality.

Oxendentally, I’m sure

We need to steer this thread back to the original topic.

Geez, people, your puns are all bullshit…

And yet you try to horn in on the action.

Back to our regular scheduled programming… I’m all for anything that makes Trump feel inadequate.