. . . Like to be closeted with for a weekend in an upstairs suite? Remember, there are plenty to choose from:
MEN—Harold Ross • Robert Benchley • Franklin P. Adams • Aleck Woollcott • Heywood Broun • various Marx Brothers • Alfred Lunt • Charles McArthur • Robert Sherwood • Geo. S. Kaufman • Marc Connelly
WOMEN—Dorothy Parker • Helen Hayes • Edna Ferber • Lynn Fontanne • Neysa McMein • Peggy Wood • Jane Grant • Tallulah Bankhead (uh-oh, there goes the class curve)
Me, I’d fall, like Mrs. Parker, for the unattainable Mr. Benchley (such a devilish glint in his tiny little eyes!), but would wind up in bed with that scamp Charlie McArthur (not Charlie McCarthy—that’s another story altogether!).