Don’t your gods ride around in space ships? 
kaylasdad99 –
Scoff if you will; but all I’m seeing in this world is what’s there. However, because you’re blind, I’ll point out a couple of things for you …
What’s going on in this world with respect to technological infrastructures – i.e. grocery store scanners, spy satellites, super computers, ATM machines, etc. x 1000 – are all the sorts of goodies necessary to fulfill Biblical prophecy to the letter!
“They have eyes but they don’t see. They have ears but they don’t hear.”
These ARE the end times!
Because St. John warned against grocery store scanners, spy satellites, super computers, and ATMs (“ATM machine” is redundant, you see).
Okay, I will scoff; thank you for your kind permission.
From the Forum descriptions:
[American Dad] “We’re happy with the God we have, thank you!”[/AD]
He would’ve, if the fifth horseman had not been edited out.
So it was War, Famine, Disease, Poverty, and Technology?
Depends. IIRC, Saddam & Sons held military ranks and would have been lawful targets. The tough bit would be for the sniper team to operate under the limitations laid down in the conventions: Wearing a uniform or other distinguishing mark, carrying arms openly, operating under command of a responsible officer etc.
Not that easy to do in downtown Bagdad, but perhaps an ambush on the presidential motorcade out in the open country could have been attempted. (Oh, and screw snipers. Illuminate the presidential limo with laser and bump off a dozen guided mortar rounds.)
Of course the entire sniper/ambush plan presupposes an intelligence service that would have a rather specific idea of SH’s whereabouts. Before the lead-up to this boondoggle of a war, I would have thought that easily within the US’ intelligence services’ capabilities. Not anymore, I guess…
Potatoes! Corn!
Don’t forget No Alcohol Lager, Cruelty to Animals, Really Cool People!
Scoff if you will, but I defy you to find five reasonable people who would doubt that corn and potatoes will, in fact, be in existence when the time finally comes for the coming of the great white handkerchief. Or whichever.
On second thought, I defy you to find five reasonable people.
Displaying the typical lack of thought so common among the denizens of the pit.
What happens after Saddam’s brain gets liquified?
After a (probably) brief and (definitely) bloody power struggle, someone just like Hussein but without the history takes over, and the U.S. administration decides they can work with this guy.
Business as usual, in other words.
The Anti-christ is a field in Idaho?
I find your theological viewpoint intriquing, and should like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Don’t listen to him! He is the Anti-Atkins!
Graham, you’ve just ponied up 15 bucks to share in this feast of reason and flow of soul, so presumably we have a year or so left before the End Times kick in? Please advise, as my membership is due for re-upping, and I’d hate to fork out only to see it go to the Fifth Horseman, Insufficient Funds.
How quaint!
No, it’s not. The Geneva Convention has nothing to do with that sort of thing.
And if one of those potatoes happens to be stamped “Idaho”, you’ve just found the Whore of Babylon, or Pocatello at least.
What makes you think Bush’s main motivation was disposing of Saddam?
Snipers can’t take ownership of oil wells.
Well at least one of you clowns got me on something. Nice going!