Yes, congratulations to you both! 
[Slight Hijack Hijinks]
Yes. You and I had very romantic plans to cruise through Vegas and visit the somewhat pudgy–yet still sancrosanct–Holy Elvis, who’d officiate at our drive-thru nuptials. What, you didn’t mark it down on the calendar? Where’s the love?
[/Slight Hijack Hijinks]
So, am I invited to the drinking and orgies at El Rancho Destructo that are sure to go on? 
Congrats!
Reception at Farrell’s?
My apologies.
(Toldja I wouldn’t remember everyone!)
The first couple to get engaged here, btw, was Satan and Drain Bead, in early 2000. Satan later got banned, and Drain didn’t stick around after that, but AFAIK, they’re still engaged.
Eve - every day I expect to hear of your iminent engagement to Ukulele Ike but it never comes. I wait in hope.
Hey, I missed this the first time around. I mean, I knew you guys got engaged, but I don’t believe I ever formally expressed my glee. So here is my formal expression of glee:
WOO!
Congrats, Java and Bryan. All my best!
Ok, carry on.
Congratulations and best of wishes for a long and happy life together!
Much Love,
Cheri
Congratulations, JavaMaven1 and JustPlainBryan! I wish you a long and happy life together.
Wedding/engagement season is soooooooo good.
F_X
You smartass. 
Monster104–we are planning on having some kind of backyard reception at El Rancho Destructo, probably the weekend after the ceremony. Of course you’re invited.
Congratulations!!
Ain’t love grand?
Love is indeed grand.
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again:
Woo! And Blessed Be.
If it was the Middle Ages, I could challenge Bryan to a duel for the hand for the fair 'Maven.
My ickle heart is broken.
You never know, I could still do a “Graduate”!
Congrats to you both! I hope the day is a tremendous success, and that it is the worst day of the rest of your lives
Wow, all this on-line wooing!! Or do people woo any more? I don’t mean woo as in “woo hoo” but woo in the old-fashioned hearts-n-flowers sense. How does one know if one has been wooed? Is it possible that I’ve been wooed and missed it? After almost 19 years of marriage, one forgets the carefree woo-able days.
Oh, sorry, got off track a bit there.
Many many congrats and tons of happiness in your happily-ever-after!!
“Eve - every day I expect to hear of your iminent engagement to Ukulele Ike but it never comes. I wait in hope.”
—I sincerely hope you are not actually holding your breath.
Well, you could challenge me to a Filipino slap fighting dual and I would have no choice but to accept.
Bryan - who makes violins out of “Graduate” gut.
Ooo, ooh, can I be the first to kiss the bride([sub]-to-be[/sub])?
:mwah:
[sub]Paris is an excellent place for a honeymoon, you know![/sub]
After that song, Eve, I’ll marry ya, by God!
Hell, if Java and Bryan want me to, I’ll sing it for 'em at the ceremony!
Congrats, you crazy kids ya!
Esprix
You can kiss me, just don’t slip me any tongue. 
Aw, Twisty-darlin’. You know you’ll always be my favorite cabana boy. Besides, you’ve got yourself a lovely girl now.
Thanks to everyone who’s commented–you guys are wonderful.
California, October 2001. Coldfire and his buddy Spiny Norman fly in for a week’s holiday. The latter to visit his then-girlfriend Shayna, the former to just have some good ol’fashioned fun.
Saturday night: DopeFest. Prior to the Fest, Coldfire is introduced to the poster known as Heloise. Sparks shoot across the room. As the night progresses, things get a little cosier.
We’re not engaged yet, BTW. But I guess although neither of us had any intention of “meeting someone through the Boards”, we did anyway.
Ah, September 27, 15:00 hours LAX time.