What Are Jovians Made Of?

Long duration mission to Jupiter in the planning stages.

So what do we do if it spots a monolith?

TMA Warning!

Asteroids and planetoids and compressed hydrogen.

Drops of Jupiter, of course.*

*Captain Lance Murdoch in no way endorses the song Drops Of Jupiter, the band Train nor anyone associated with the band. Captain Lance Murdoch is not responsible for any mental or physical damge you may suffer from listening to Drops Of Jupiter.

Girl Jovians are made of Nitrogen and Methane and everything Gneiss
Boy Jovians are made of Snips and snails and Horta Tails.

These are a few of my favorite things …

“They would turn me back into a dog,” said Towser
“And me,” said Fowler, “into a man.”

(The true SF fan knows what I’m talking about.) :wink:

The answer is obvious - we grow the world’s largest baby and launch it into orbit, hoping to confuse our Jovian overlords and have them go back to Jupiter muttering, “What the hell was that? I didn’t see that coming at all!”

Jenkins? Is that you? :smiley: