If SDMB is powered by hamsters (hampsters to some), what are other boards powered by?
The Women’s Network is powered by hamsters, too, but only the females
Computer Forums is powered by the collective keystrokes of nerds playing video games
The Geneology Forum is powered by the psychic energy of Sylvia Browne, John Edward and James VanPraagh
James Randi’s JREF Forum is powered by a Loch Ness Monster clone in an aquarium of homeopathic water
The Humane Society Forum is powered by the barks of stray dogs in the pound
The Psychic Forums are powered by the love generated by Lekatt
The Bad Hair Day Forum is powered by [Phyllis Diller](http://www.delafont.com/comedians/ phyllis-diller.htm) and [Don King,](http://www.aboutfacesentertainers.com/ sample6.htm) with backup power provided by [Garry (How’s my hair?) Shandling](http://www.s-t.com/daily/05-98/ 05-31-98/digest.html)
Help me out, here…