I read this as Support Pilates.
I know these things are so subjective, but I think this one is hysterical. Also the “this is the back of my car” one. Some others I just don’t really get.
I saw Honk if you love cheeses about a year ago.
One of my favorites: “Ride a draft. It makes your butt look smaller.”
To give that person the benefit of the doubt, I have put bumper stickers inside my car to circumvent having them defaced or torn off. I wouldn’t think support of human rights would be all that controversial, but one never knows.
Plus now that most cars have essentially no non-painted surfaces, a bumper sticker is a bit more of a commitment than it once was. The whole reason why you put bumper stickers on bumpers is because they used to be unpainted, so you could peel them off if you sold the car or no longer liked Ike. Pulling a sticker off a painted plastic bumper is a bit of a crapshoot. So even if one is fully committed to equal rights, one might not be fully committed to that particular car.
I saw one with ‘N Chips’ written in it, which I want.
In that vein, I once had one that read “Pangaean Liberation Front.”
“The weather is here-- wish you were beautiful.”
My kid beat up your honor student
Lost your cat? Check my tires.
and going even further, a bumper sticker is hardly sign of “commitment” to anything; in and of itself it’s little more than slacktivism.
We’ve got a “Give Blood, Play Rugby” sticker on our car. We get laughs in parking lots…or maybe that’s just for the car.
I love the one that says: “Bad Cop, No Donut”
Back in my misspent youth, I saw some pretty funny ones in the parking lots of various Grateful Dead shows, including:
“My other car was seized by the DEA”
and
“My parents think I’m in college.”
And similarly, D.A.R.E. to keep cops off donuts
And similarly, My Yorkshire Terrier [or your favorite breed here] is smarter than your honor student
(which, BTW, I would likely find entirely believable.)
I have the Coexist decal on my Jeep.
I liked the one on the Wrangler with the huge muddin’ tires - placed upside down on the rear bumper - “If you can read this turn me over”.
MILITANT AGNOSTIC
I don’t know and you don’t either.
Republicans for Voldemort
I never voted for Grover Norquist, did you?
Back during the run-up to the 2004 presidential election I saw one which read “Re-defeat Bush in 2004” and had the Democratic Party’s logo. Zing!!
The late 70s/ early 80s were the heyday of the “I (heart icon) my cat / kid / weimeraner / Toyota / whatever.” bumper stickers. I got a set of circular sticky labels with a big drawing of a wood screw. They fit just great over all those hearts. I customized quite a few stickers on other folks’ cars.
Nothing quite like a stuffy spoiled executive’s wife proudly telling the world she enjoys carnal
relations with her Yorkie.
I recently saw a new variation on the icthus fish. The fish body was filled in completely in bright yellow and had the word “Packers” in green.
I also enjoy the colored magnetic ribbons that read “Support Chinese Ribbon Manufacturers.”
The awareness ribbons: breast cancer, autism, etc. Well, the best one I’ve seen was printed with Ribbon Awareness.
Hoplophobia
is a social disease