What are the rules of the road here?

As a virgin sdmb doper I need soma guidance.

  1. What is the size character limit of a message, if any?
  2. If a lose a message, it disappears before I finish can I recover it in any way?
    3Can I import messages from my MS Word?
  3. Can I use the word Fuck? if used inappropritaly, that is?
    5.How can lose 15 minutes of deadfully hard work when composing a message? Did I just slip and clik on the submit thread or junk the thread by some switch? where does the messag go from here -here being the “About this message board?”
  4. Where is the spell checker button?
  5. Teacher can I go to the bathroom?
  6. If my rock and roll career goes flat, can I be a baker if I need the dough?

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[li] Big. It’s a big number. You’ll probably never need to worry about it.[/li][li] No. We recommend composing any replies you absolutely do not wish to lose in your favorite text editor.[/li][li] Yes. Simply Copy & Paste to the reply window.[/li][li] Yes, with moderation. That is, if you meant to type appropriately, not inappropriately.[/li][li] Our server often is not able to keep up with the traffic. Sometimes posts will disappear into the ether.[/li][li] There isn’t one. Again, we recommend using a text editor.[/li][li] Yes, if you wash your hands afterwards.[/li][li] No. The Pillsbury Dough Boy has a flour-fisted lock on the dough trust. You’ll need to liberally grease his cookie sheet before you can bake up that career. He uses the ginger-bread man brigade as bagmen. At yeast, that’s what I hear; it’s all oven town.[/li][/ol]

Thank you thank you thank you

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