Apple cider vinegar and honey-cures cancer, stops ageing, and puts a shine on your silver!
All of the weight/healthy/beauty ads of this type that I’ve clicked on (for entertainment purposes only) involve the “secret” of combining two different types of snake oil together. Acai berries alone - pshaw! It’s acai berries plus detox foot pads that do the trick.
Oh, that’s easy. Wear a two sizes too small sweater and inhale.
I want to know the secret of the 52 year old woman who looks 32. But I won’t click on the ad to find out.
Photoshop.
Speaking of Photoshop, it reminded me of another ad for a weird trick that would give old men the muscular body of a 20-y/o. The accompanying “testimonial” photo showed a buff, bulked-up behemoth with a 70-y/o head. Oh yes, I believe in that product… :rolleyes:
J. Paul Getty’s ridiculously easy 3-step trick to get rich:
- Rise early
- Work hard
- Strike oil
What I want to know is: why do all of these housewives / college students / buff old geezers live in the Indianapolis area? Aren’t there people elsewhere who know weird tricks to do relatively mundane stuff?
What is the weird trick to get to sleep easier? And why is there always a buxom hottie on the add?
Is it masturbate? 'Cuz that’s not really weird.
At least some of them live in Lexington Park, and when I was working, I found ads by a few who lived in King George…
They’re everywhere. Like cockroaches.
Seems to me that with buxom hotties involved there’d be less sleeping. From getting in bed to getting to sleep would take a lot more time and effort than I’m used to.
Nope. Some of them live in Ryde (nearby suburb to where I live).
I actually think that is slightly clever. You are right that this isn’t going to help if the guy isn’t interested. But there’s plenty of teen guys who could be interested but lack confidence and be prevaricating. And saying this line both subtlely informs him that you care that he may not be able to contact you shortly, and puts the pressure on him to do it soon.
Well, it is the way you do it.
What cracks me up are the clearly so-very-random pictures that get put into them. It’s like the pics are playing roulette with the ads, and they never seem to have ANYthing to do with them.
And you just KNOW that someone is out there going ‘Holy shit, what’s grandma’s face doing on an add for penis enlargement?!?!’ 
Hmmm… Been ‘window peeping’ again, have you? :eek: 
Yes, she’s moved. The mom who discovered the secret that doctors don’t want you to find out about lived in Columbus when I lived in the U.S., and now lives in Sydney. I think she’s stalking me.
Ah well, at least we’ve still got the creepy old guy with the chomo smile and six pack abs in Indy.
I saw him in an ad this morning telling me how morgage rates are at an all time low in my area, but they won’t last long.
It’s a ridiculously easy trick that I found out from a housewife in my area - how to know what your neighbors are doing. Just send me $10 and I’ll give you all the details.
My ads say Mechanicsville and La Plata…
I’m weird and live in Lexington Park, but I don’t do any tricks.