Really? There’s some in Darlinghurst, too, which is pretty far from Ryde. Maybe they commute?
They don’t just commute. They commute, man. They go from Brisbane, Australia to Chicago, US so fast that it’s only the latest research showing things can actually move faster than the speed of light that is permitting me to continue to believe everything they say.
Wait a minute… I thought they were all in Jackson! Which is funny, because I live nowhere near Jackson but I guess where I did live in MS wasn’t on the map and Jackson was the only city in the state they had available.
Touche’! 
(If you knew my neighbors half as well as I do, you wouldn’t want to know what they’re doing.) :eek:
One ridiculously easy trick for whiter teeth: Krylon.
Specifically a housewife (or mom) from your town. It’s even better if trainers hate her.
I bet you’d do tricks for the right price… 
“Mom Discovers Ridiculously Easy Trick To A Trim Figure; Plastic Surgeons Hate Her”
…because she’s a clueless moron who had her liposuction done by Three Guys With A Hose.
There really are ridiculously easy ways to lose weight people just don’t like them very much. I’ve discovered one that has prompted me to lose about a pound a week since late July with absolutely no effort whatsoever. Step one is to get Lyme disease, step two is to lose your appetite because of step one…I’m sort of surprised that my appetite still isn’t back to normal given I’m fully recovered otherwise, but I don’t miss feeling like I’m starving by dinnertime.
Bet a tape worm or malaria would work too 
We’ve got tons of deerticks infected with lyme in my town. I should start a mail order business.
So you want an Easy way to lose weight, huh? Well, I’ve got the chainsaw, just tell me which limb you want gone, and we’re good to go!