On the man-boy note, I like some that look androgynous but I think the point is that I like men more than women (though sometimes women are a big turnon) and I find women who get full body waxing actually unsexy. If you naturally don’t have hair on your arms or legs (like my mom and sis don’t) then that’s fine. I for one do and have a little of a trail from my lower extremeties; nothing crazy just enough to let you follow. And I enjoy that in a man too…
And I would much rather be the one making the cribbage board but possibly with him. Actually, a nice bed or cabinet would be better. Not one for cribbage.
To be clear, I think shave/no shave is just a matter of preference and don’t think it affects sexiness either. I see no need to disparage one choice over the other. It just really did not work for me.
Agreed with others that food is not sexy. Not even chocolate or strawberries. And honey, ewww. Sticky mess.
Okay, you’re right, I don’t mean big, burly gay men. I mean sort of soft pudgy guys like Steven Page.
Positions that are purely intended for camera shots. I like missionary, cowgirl, doggy, etc., but that stuff where it’s obviously just to show the plunger shot is not my thing.
Girl on girl. I’m a guy, and that does nothing for me. Que sera, sera.
White girls getting railed by big black guys. There seems to be some demand for this…I don’t really get it. I am not prejudiced and don’t care whether it’s interracial or not, but I don’t like making a “thing” out of it.
Anal. Different strokes for different folks, but I just don’t want to see it.
Fake boobs. I don’t have a problem with any particular woman getting enhanced, but those big balloon tits with obvious scars are a turnoff.
Girls who keep hamming it up for the camera whilst fucking…I’d rather see her paying attention to what she’s doing.
I think it’s for black guys…I’m fairly sure…but could be wrong…I wouldn’t know, you’d have to ask a guy who is.
Problem with porn for me, is when I’m trying to get a look at the girl, but the dudes balls are covering 80% of the freaking screen :smack:…this is why, once I get frustrated enough, find something with more girl on girl action…more ladies = more action.
I for one don’t like to see balls either…I don’t look at porn tho because, as said above, it’s laughable. I laugh during sex but usually only because something is humorous. Sometimes it’s a little giggle due to me having heightened energy. And someone commented on jiggling boobs…I actually enjoy that on myself. Most men think I’m exaggerating but I like to make my boobs bounce for some reason. Yes, I’m a weirdo.
It’s especially funny when the people are trying to act like the camera isn’t there, like it’s real or something, as if the we don’t know it’s staged and they don’t notice the camera man dancing around the room. :smack:
I have no value judgments about tattoos (or piercings). Most of my younger-than-40 friends and aquaintances have some of both, also both my younger sisters. I just think permanent ink on human skin (no matter how good the artwork or how meaningful the scribbling) or metal stuck through healed puncture wounds is ugly/gross to look at. And therefore not sexy. But it doesn’t say anything whatsoever about the character or personality of a person our age (I’m 26). If anything I seem to be more drawn to the slightly-less-stodgy people who are more likely to get tattoos and piercings.
Going for the “hardbody” greased up look on women. I’m not really a chubby chaser (I have gone there, but more because some of these women had good qualities in the mens), but the more a woman looks more like a linebacker than a nice, soft, feminine chickie, the less I’m amused.
How would that make you prejudiced? The message I get from the porn descriptions (great purple prose, btw) is that not only is she fucking a stranger, but that as a final injustice it’s a black guy! gasp! :rolleyes: Often this is paired with cuckolding porn, where the husband is watching and getting degraded or some shit. The connotations are not for me, thanks.
I don’t know if this counts, or if it’s weird or not, but I generally find a completely naked woman less of a turn-on than a partially clothed woman. Heck, sometimes I go out with women who look more amazing fully clothed than completely naked. I should clarify that it’s not that naked women don’t turn me on. It’s just sexier if they’re not completely naked.
Erm, they do! “Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry” had some choice words from a hick cop, and it led me to think that was a pretty common insult back in the day. These days, I believe men with longhair faggot hair are pretty much out of fashion, but it’s pretty much accepted as a (questionable) choice AFAIK.
95% of straight porn. It’s derogatory, the people are unsexy, the focus is on the male, sometimes the girl doesn’t even come, and a lot of time, it just seems fake. I occasionally dabble in amateur porn, but usually I have to get my kicks from gay porn. You know a guy loves being fucked when he can come without touching his dick. All that raw sexual energy with both parties enthralled with each other…
In the past, I was only into skinny nerds and pretty boys. Now that that my husband’s filled out, I’ve come to appreciate a man in excellent physical shape. Having that strength and stamina certainly helps out in certain areas…
Humans aren’t the only species that uses the duck face to attract mates.
