Like several other female posters in this thread, I’m not a big fan of overly muscular, ripped men. I do like a bit of muscle, but not to the point of wondering if the guy’s on steroids. I prefer thinner, athletic types - think runners or swimmers.
Another thing that I don’t find sexy is too much cologne/aftershave. I like when a guy smells nice and clean, and maybe with a bit of aftershave. I don’t appreciate drowning in a man’s Axe spray. 
All these “sexy” things have really sharp knees.
Judging from the nun porn I’ve seen, a lot of tattoos and body piercings.
LMAO hrm…that’s the first time I’ve heard a guy say that about it. 
Really?
The women on here who say they like bears: I don’t think that word means what you think it means…
Let me translate:
Suspenders(US) = Braces(UK)
Garter(US/UK) = a ring of fabric that goes on one leg, often associated with weddings
Garter belt, often simply “garters”(US) = Suspenders(UK)
Yes, really. Though there has only been one man who has enthusiastically commented on the way I taste. Others just can’t get enough. Um..wait, uh…forget that. What I mean is no one has really commented the way you did. lol
I wasn’t the one who said it, but I certainly could have been. 
Can you tell I work with a lot of Brits..? 
I love giving blowjobs. Knowing that my husband is really enjoying something I give him is hot. I don’t get the hate for them either.
I’d have to toss in trying to use food as a turn on. I just can’t say I’ve ever had food really enhance something that wasn’t already sexy. If anything, it’s only ended up making the situation cheesy (no pun) and/or messy.
Also, being wet and half naked washing cars, just doesn’t do it, either. It’s cliche, but just doesn’t do it for me.
I think the objection to porn blowjobs was pretty much my objection to porn in general, which is that the participants don’t appear to be doing each other so much as the camera, which just makes me bored and slightly embarrassed for them.
LOL, tdn. I don’t think you have…really. And Serenata, I enjoy giving oral too, as long as I’m not being pummelled by a friggin log. That’s happened to me and I seriously thought I would rip his balls off. If he wants rough sex, wait til the main course. Geez
And Diana, I don’t watch porn because if I want a comedy, I would watch a comedy, not some halfbaked excuse for a sexual escapade. If I want to imagine sex, I’ll get one picture and extrapolate from that.
It’s not that they’re bad - indeed, they’re entirely awesome. It’s that if a blow job doesn’t include me in it, I’m not turned on.
Yeah, I guess I’m selfish that way.
I find oral sex in porn boring.
Let me explain it again for you, then. I love getting blowjobs. I do not love watching another guy getting a blowjob. Get it?
That’s why I only watch clips where there seems to be genuine enthusiasm. I don’t get off on women bored by sex.
As to the food thing… yeah. I tried it once. My partner wanted to turn my chest into cherries jubilee. (Without the flame!) I felt like little more than a dinner plate, and when we were done we both smelled like sour milk. Several showers didn’t help.
I find the food thing unsexy as well. I really hate whipped cream. All I can think about is the UTI I could get from that kind of bacteria down there. It’s really difficult to relax and enjoy it when you’re thinking “No! Food doesn’t go there! Awwww man… I’m gonna get a horrible UTI from this. Might as well pick up some cranberry juice on my way home.”
Lmao, well, I would think more of a yeast infection. ewww
Have you tried imagining you’re the guy? Or the girl. That’s what I do.
Imagine I’m the guy, I mean. Why would I imagine I’m the girl? What are you all implying?