Hi all!
I would like to conduct an unofficial survey of ‘The Straight Dope’ masses.
The question is(drum roll please):
What are you doing right now!
This question streams from the reams and reams of questions that are posted per week. This sounds like hypocracy but, don’t the avid internet ‘Dope’ fans have anything better to do with teir time.
Just curious! 
Driving through hyperspace ain’t like dusting crops boy!
Right now, I’m waiting for this to be moved to MPSIMS.
Marge: Your father is… resting.
Bart: “Resting” hung over? “Resting” got fired? Help me out here.
Right now I’m moving this thread.
Livin’ on Tums, vitamin E and Rogaine
Damn New York City clique…
(had to get that in before Arnold W. did)
Uke
Oh, HERE you guys are, I was looking for you . . . Hey, Mel, we’re over here in MPSIMS!
Shadowfox
“Distinguished” Sexy assistant to Head Honcho,
Self-Righteous Clique
OK, you beat me to it this time, Uke, but I reserve the right to decry the East Coast chauvinism on the board in the future.
Heck, I’ll do better than that. I’m going off to start my own damn clique.
All Swiss posters, come with me!
Right now, I am waiting for the Salvation Army people to come pick up a donation. I waited at home all day yesterday- they didn’t show, but did call to apologize. I’m hoping they will show up today. What’s a person gotta do to give away free stuff around here?
I’m hiding out in my office, hiding from the Evil Test People who are going to tell me there’s bugs in my code.
Right now I am painting my toenails metallic purple and posting to the message board…
once a multi-tasker…always a multi-tasker
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
You sure you really want to know? 
Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.
Ummm, I’m not Swiss, but if you ply me with chocolate I’ll come, OK?
VB
I could never eat a mouse raw…their little feet are probably real cold going down. :rolleyes:
Sitting in my dorm room at Western IL, listening to Dave Matthews, resting my brain after class, waiting for my girlfriend to get back from running, talking to my buddy Jeremy.
Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them. - Isaac Jaffee
Killing time waiting for my boss to bring someone by for a demonstration of some old software.
And, maddeningly, listening to the guy in the nearby office go through his phone messages on speakerphone!
I’m at work, about to sign off the phones for a potty break.
…and trying to think up a new sig line.
Oh, and waiting 60 seconds since my last post!
Replacing newly-codified legislation in the municipal code books (what fun), and sneaking over to the MB as I go along, to distract me from this utterly B-O-R-I-N-G task…
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
Avoiding doing work because I’m a short-timer, listening to 92 KQRS on the radio, crocheting an afghan for someone (what the heck, maybe me) and waiting for my Breath Assure to kick in because I had delicious white pizza with mushrooms, tomatoes and onions for lunch.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
I’m sitting here typing up the minutes from the monthly CI conference call, and counting the minutes until I can get out of here. Oh, and trying to stay awake.
“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!”