Do you have a problem, friendo? Do we need to take this outside? :mad:
I think…
I think I’m looking at someone who wants to start a fight…
Am I right? Do you really want to start a fight?
What will all these people who are looking at you and listening to you right now tell the police?
-used successfully in the Montreal metro (subway) to de-escalate a potential altercation that started out with this phrase. It was fun to watch the guys’ mental gears grinding as he tried to figure his way out of this one. Good thing it worked, cause at the time, I had no clue on how to defend myself…
Renegade, or Paragon response?
No, I can drop you right here.
I appear to be looking at someone who needs his ass kicked.
Get him, girls!
d&r
tosses tampons at Agent Foxtrot
That what you had in mind, silenus? 
I am looking at my Droid as I type this.
Which is better than looking at YOUR FACE, FUCKFACE!
I don’t know; I’m not a scientist.
Someone threw an ashtray at me once in a bar in the middle of the day. (It was Canada day, I’m allowed.)
And then followed me to the washroom and pretty much said exactly what was in your OP.
I managed to wriggle free and then ran away like the chicken-little coward that I am.
Fuck that macho shit, I’m outta here.
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little fed up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fin’ amuse you?
Just… you know, how you tell the story, what?
You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talking… you talking to me? Well I’m the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to? Oh yeah? OK.
[Draws]