What are your favorite Simpsons moments?

Trivia: in the second Die Hard movie this episode is playing on the airplane as the in-flight entertainment.

Just think: someday you may be handed the opportunity to yell “Come back, zink!”

Stupid sexy Flanders! :angry:

Can’t walk around in Portland without saying it at Flanders St.

I’ll put that on my bucket list! :rofl:

Professor Frink: I take it from that little impressed noise that you are interested in purchasing that matter transporter, sir.

Homer: (doubtfully) Hmm, two bucks… and it only transports matter?

Marge Simpson: Bart, are you drinking whiskey?

Bart Simpson: I’m troubled.

“Is this how you imagined your life, Edna?”
“Well, yes, but I was a very depressed child.”

Homer: “Going bowling, not back, avenge deaths.”
Marge: “Why do you have so many bowling balls?”
Homer: “Ah, I’m not going to lie to you, Marge. So long!”


Homer: “You gave both dogs away? You know how I feel about giving!”

Lionel Hutz: “I rest my case.” (After asking the first witness one question, as I recall.)
Judge: “You rest your case?”
Hutz: “Oh, I thought that was just a figure of speech. Case closed.”

“Yeah! That’s why you’re the ‘judge’ and I’m the ‘law talking guy’”

“Mr. Hutz, we’ve been in here for four hours. Do you have any evidence at all?”
“Well, Your Honor, we’ve got plenty of hearsay and conjecture. Those are kinds of evidence.”

“You truly are King of Kings.”
“Excellent!”