Trivia: in the second Die Hard movie this episode is playing on the airplane as the in-flight entertainment.
Just think: someday you may be handed the opportunity to yell “Come back, zink!”
Stupid sexy Flanders! 
Can’t walk around in Portland without saying it at Flanders St.
I’ll put that on my bucket list! 
Professor Frink: I take it from that little impressed noise that you are interested in purchasing that matter transporter, sir.
Homer: (doubtfully) Hmm, two bucks… and it only transports matter?
“Is this how you imagined your life, Edna?”
“Well, yes, but I was a very depressed child.”
Homer: “Going bowling, not back, avenge deaths.”
Marge: “Why do you have so many bowling balls?”
Homer: “Ah, I’m not going to lie to you, Marge. So long!”
Homer: “You gave both dogs away? You know how I feel about giving!”
Lionel Hutz: “I rest my case.” (After asking the first witness one question, as I recall.)
Judge: “You rest your case?”
Hutz: “Oh, I thought that was just a figure of speech. Case closed.”
“Yeah! That’s why you’re the ‘judge’ and I’m the ‘law talking guy’”
“Mr. Hutz, we’ve been in here for four hours. Do you have any evidence at all?”
“Well, Your Honor, we’ve got plenty of hearsay and conjecture. Those are kinds of evidence.”
“You truly are King of Kings.”
“Excellent!”
Mush that I am, it’s the sentimental bits of The Simpsons that speak to me. Since my other favorite has been mentioned (Bart and Lisa’s hockey game) I humbly present this:
“Don’t make me run! I’m full of chocolate!”
One of my more memorable Simpsons experiences:
Hadn’t seen Simpsons in a while, had fond memories so I turned on the TV (11th season) and watch a new ep. I thought it was hilarious!
A horse race with great use of Cake’s “The Distance”
The utter randomness of some elves making an appearance.
Hilarious metahumor and the use of Bachman Turner Overdrive.
Fans will know by now what I’m talking about and the infamousness of the ep…Well I thought it was very funny.
Lionel Hutz’ ad that says:
Works on contingency
No money down
When presented with the ad, he takes out a red pen and mutters something about the printers:
Works on contingency?
No, money down!
Oh, and that little bar association logo probably shouldn’t be there.
Also, given current events:
My favorite part comes just after that.
Lisa* asks “So you don’t work on a contingency basis?”
Hutz shouts back “No! Money down!”
*Or was it Bart? I don’t quite remember, but it sounds more like something Lisa would say.