Just follow the title…
We went to Sears to get our christmas pictures,
and they wouldn’t let us make the metal sign.
-Pantera Fans in Love by Nerf Herder
and
Me and Steve are the bread and you’re the meat bitch!
-Love Sandwich by Nerf Herder
~~so here’s your holiday (for now)
karma police arrest this man he talks in maths
if I can’t have you right now, I’ll wait here
you know my name, look up the number
dirt grits beneath my feet, the stair creaks, I
precariously sneak
“Because the record company, Rosie, just gave me a big advance.”
Bruce Springsteen, “Rosalita” The most joyous line in the history of rock.
…You love to play the clown…
I think you are blind to the fact that the hand you hold
is the hand that holds you down.
You do what you do, you say what you say,
you always try to be everything to everyone…
Everclear. -sigh-
I’m going to put this to music somehow.
Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
We chased our pleasures here, dug our treasures there, can you still recall the time we cried? Break on through to the other side.
And (snicker) put all the blame on VCR…
Seen a shooting star tonight
And I thought of you.
You were trying to break into another world
A world I never knew.
I always kind of wondered
If you ever made it through.
Seen a shooting star tonight
And I thought of you.
Seen a shooting star tonight
And I thought of me.
If I was still the same
If I ever became what you wanted me to be
Did I miss the mark or
Over-step the line
That only you could see?
Seen a shooting star tonight
And I thought of me.
Shooting Star*, Bob Dylan
So shoot me, it’s a few lines. 
Bob Dylan, My Back Pages
Well I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused…
I said wait a minute Chester, now I’m a peaceful man, he said that’s okay, boy, won’t you feed him when you can…
Give her inches and feed her well…[sub]How’d that get in there?[/sub]
Her friends are so jealous, you know how bad girls get…
Maybe a lover comes along
Maybe in story or in song
Maybe the heart is really strong
A million lemmings can’t be wrong
Anticay, good choice.
Me? “They cut off my legs, now I’m an amputee/God
damn you!”. It cracks me up every time!
“So you can make me come, that doesn’t make you Jesus.”
– Tori Amos, “Precious Things”
“I believe in peace, bitch.”
– Tori Amos, “The Waitress”
“I’ll hold you if you feel you’ll fall
I’ll hold your hand if you just need a friend
I’ll hold the line so you can call
I’ll hold the feelings you don’t want to end”
– Moxy Fruvous, “I Will Hold On”
“My poor generation
we’re airborn with nothing to land on.
Baffled by bullshit,
grounded with nothin’ to stand on.”
– Moxy Fruvous, “My Poor Generation”
“If you’ve never stared off in the distance, then your life is a shame.”
– Counting Crows, “Mrs. Potter’s Lullabye”
“and what if there are no damsels in distress
what if i knew that and i called your bluff?
don’t you think every kitten figures out how to get down
whether or not you ever show up
i am not a pretty girl”
– Ani Difranco, “Not a Pretty Girl”
DPWite, you stole my choice. That’s the first line that popped into my head! Anyway, here goes:
“I know the rent is in arrears
The dog has not been fed in years
I know it’s worse than it appears, but,
It’s alright…”
The Grateful Dead, Touch of Grey
“What is the truth, what is the fateful lasting proof?
What is the central theme to this everlasting spoof?”
Phish, Halley’s Comet
“Cat on a tin roof
Dogs in a pile
Nothin’ left to do
But smile smile smile”
Grateful Dead, He’s Gone (makes me want to cry every time I hear that damn song…
Strange how laughter looks like crying with no sound
Raindrops taste like tears without the pain.
Queensryche, “Another Rainy Night”
-Ani DiFranco, “The Million You Never Made”
-Ani DiFranco, “Light of Some Kind”
Both from Not A Pretty Girl, which is an awesome CD
There’s things I remember and things I forget
I miss you
I guess that I should
Three thousand five hundred miles away
But what would you change if you could?
Counting Crows, Raining in Baltimore
“And I don’t believe in God, so I can’t be saved” - Ben Folds Five, Mess
“We were once so close to heaven, Peter came out and gave us medals, declaring us the nicest of the damned” - They Might Be Giants, Road Movie to Berlin
“I believe my shirt is wearing thin and change is what I believe in” - R.E.M., I Believe
“You always had more than I really wanted, come on honey, help me pick up the change” - Wilco, Pick Up the Change
“I just can’t find the time to write my mind the way I want it to read” - Wilco, Box Full of Letters
“I don’t need a heaven, I don’t need religion, I am in the place where I should be…I am breathing water, I am breathing water - you know a body’s got to breathe” - R.E.M., Undertow
“I lost an arm, no one harmed, you diplomatically alarmed. I sulked away to lick my thin skin.” - R.E.M., {i]I’m Not Over You*
“He’s just a hero in a long line of heroes, looking for something attractive to save. They say he rode in on the back of a pickup, and he won’t leave town till you remember his name” - Liz Phair, Soap Star Joe
There are just too many to list - these are the first I thought of.
"And if I swallow anything evil
Put your finger down my throat
If I shiver, please give me a blanket
Keep me warm, let me wear your coat "
-The Who- Behind blue eyes
“I hear she still grants forgiveness
although I willingly forgot her”
-Tori Amos- Liquid Diamonds
“somtimes i breathe you in…”
-Tori Amos- Hey Jupiter
“when i say you sucked my brain out
the english translation
is i am in love with you
and it is no fun
but i don’t use words like love
'cuz works like that don’t matter
but don’t look so offended
you know, you should be flattered”
Ani Difranco- Dilate
“we barely have time to react in this world
let alone rehearse
and I don’t think I’m better than you
but I don’t think that I’m worse”
-Ani Difranco-Letter to John
She comes skimming through rays of violet,
She can wade in a drop of dew.
Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right
Here I am Stuck in the middle with you – Bob Dylan