What beloved classic rock/pop song do you hate?

A comprehensive list of crappy songs that became popular would stretch to the moon and back. But what about those classic songs that are widely, if not universally loved by the public and critics alike… but you hate anway? These are the songs that most people would be surprised or even offended to learn somebody else absolutely couldn’t stand.

The biggest offender for me is Don McLean’s “American Pie”. It’s pretentious, self-indulgent tripe and when it pops up on a radio station you know you’ll have to avoid that part of the dial for 20 minutes because it’s also ridiculously long.

“Paradise By The Dashboard Light” by Meatloaf. I especially hate this at family weddings, where my mom and everyone in my family is singing along to this dirty song about doin’ it in the car!

“Old Time Rock and Roll” by Bob Seger.

It grates on my cerebellum and makes me want to smash my radio with a sledgehammer.

“Rikki Don’t Lose That Number” makes me want to lose my lunch.

“California Dreamin’,” by the Mamas and the Papas.

I am both surprised and mildly offended.

Sorry to hear your mileage varied ;). Just to be clear, I love the genre and the era – Beach Boys et al., but also some Jefferson Airplane et al. – so it really is the song (and its production) I can’t stand.

“Stairway to Heaven” by Led Zeppelin makes me cringe.

Weird. I was gonna say the same.

“Dream On” by Aerosmith leaps to mind. Mainly due to having heard it far too many times. It’s just the tip of the iceberg, really.
Also anything by Boston.

I too was going to generalize with anything by Supertramp.

“Hotel California”. Always my cue to switch stations.

Angie

Bob Seger’s the biggest offender. “Turn the Page”- quit yer braggin’ and complainin’, Bob, and get a haircut!!

“Like a Rock”- just more “Look at me!!! I’m Bob Seger!! Ain’t I great?” drivel.

“Roundabout” by Yes- annoying, pretentiously sung cacophonous interminable tripe.

Any Beach Boys song. Ditto on the American Pie as well.

Imagine no Imagine
I wonder if you can… :stuck_out_tongue:

Eagles “Hotel California”

All ELO songs with vocals

All Bee Gees and Andy Gibb

Most songs about rock and roll: (the aforementioned) “Old Time Rock and Roll”, “Still Rock and Roll to Me” (but I do like “I Love Rock and Roll”)

How DARE you!
<swats glove sharply across your virtual face>
You and I at dawn with our seconds at hand.
Your choice of weapons.

(Ummm… Skald are you available at dawn? I didn’t specify time zone.)

I will always hate “I Will Always Love You”.

“I Feel Good” - James Brown. I still bust out some JBs every so often, but that one…makes my teeth hurt.