That happened to me too! Well, them being taken out at 5 and regrowing completely, but it was noticed well before I turned 18.
You would, no doubt, become quite the lothario with very little effort if you were blessed with amphibian lips. You could fall asleep while engaged in cunnilingus, letting your sali-stache do all the work, and then let it hold the cigarette to your lips for your post-coital smoke. Very cosmopolitan!
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Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! 