What Book Was This?

In college, I was once forced to read some fictional short story related to Darwin. All I recall is that some scientist placed maybe 100 monkeys each before a typewriter. The hypothesis was that by sheer random typing at the keys, a monkey would eventually bang out a Shakespeare play, IIRC, by total randomness. Although the scientist running the experiment believed the odds were highly against it, one monkey DID! I think the scientist killed himself thinking he had gone mad.

Did anyone else had to read such a story in college, mostlikely? What was the name of this story. I want to say it was in some anthology that may have been entitled “The Descent of Man”?

  • Jinx

I found the following post, which might describe your story…

>> Kyla’s signature said:
>>
>>> -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
>>> Why do an infinite number of monkeys always want to type
>>> “Hamlet”? What’s wrong with “Macbeth”? Why not something
>>> by Dickens or Poe?
>>> --Tom Knapp
>>
>> There’s a skit by David Ives in “All in the Timing” which is about
>> three monkeys trying to type Hamlet. One of them comes up with “It
>> was the best of times, it was the worst of times”, but trashes it.
>
> There’s a short story I read once, where a statistician tells a friend
> about the monkeys-randomly-typing-Hamlet thing and the friend, in a
> fit of boredom, buys twenty monkeys and twenty typewriters and sticks
> them in his basement to see what happens.
>
> What happens is that each immediately starts typing a different work
> of classic literature, letter perfect.
Then there is this page, which talks about the works of R. A. Lafferty which contains a story about the monkeys, but likely not the one you mentioned: http://www.ansible.demon.co.uk/writing/sfx/sfx092.html
Aha! I think I might’ve found it at this page: http://www2.bc.edu/~boydmb/monkeys.htm
"These are some pieces of writing based on the typing monkeys: Russell Maloney. Inflexible Logic.'' Short story, originally appeared in The New Yorker magazine, 1940, and anthologized in James R. Newman, The World of Mathematics. A gentleman overhears a friend saying we know that if six chimpanzees were to set to work pounding six typewriters at random, they would, in a million years, write all the books in the British Musueum’’ and decides to put it to the test. His friend’s authority: “It may be nonsense, but Sir James Jeans believes it … Jeans or Lancelot Hogben.’’ The chimps type out works by Dickens, Pareto, Donne, Anatole France, Conan Doyle, Galen, Sumerset Maugham, Proust, and so forth. A mathematician from Yale, distraught at this violation of the laws of probability, assassinates the chimpanzees and their patron.”

And this is a link to the story, “Inflexible Logic.” http://www.janda.org/c10/readings/monkeys.htm

Btw, I found a site that lists a bunch of stories/novels that deal with math, in case anyone would care: http://math.cofc.edu/faculty/kasman/MATHFICT/

possibly be Russel Maloney’s “Inflexible Logic”?

And click here if you haven’t seen the FAntastic Typing CyberMonkey

Hah! I win! :smiley:

:wink:

Yeah, well, if I wasn’t wasting my time digging up the gratuitous Fantastic Typing CyberMonkey cite, it woulda been a photo finish. :slight_smile:

Here’s the link for anyone who wants to see the Fantastic Typing CyberMonkey: http://www.megalink.net/~ccs/monkey.htm

Haven’t seen Hamlet yet, but it did type the word “shit” while I was watching. That’s some monkey! :eek: :wink:

R.A. Lafferty wrote a short story about this theme called “Been a Long, Long Time.” It’s pretty hysterical.

Duh. That’s what I get for missing the second half of your vast, 2-link post. :rolleyes:

What? Huh?

Sorry, Kyla, that post had nothing to do with you and was at some other board for something or other… hell, I should’ve provided a link, but it was just some archived Usenet thing.

“There’s an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they’ve worked out.” - HHGTTG, Douglas Adams.

…then they typed out the scripts for * Star Trek:Voyager *…