What can I do with two lemons?

Lemon Chutney (jam for meat):

Thin slice the lemons, put in small cooking pot with some thin sliced chilis (as hot as you like 'em), chopped half-onion and a large piece of ginger. Cook for awhile (brown a few pieces), then reduce heat and add a few tablespoons of vinegar, some raisins, a teaspoon of salt, a teaspoon of mustard seeds and half a cup of brown sugar. Cook until everything is megasoft, adding tiny amounts of water to keep the mixture bubbly.

Put in a jar and use on chicken wings, pork ribs, london broil, whatever.

-Tcat

A pot of tea would suffice.

Lemons are also good for cleaning–add the juice to water to clean your windows (cheaper than Windex) or rub them on the inside of your white sink to remove stains.

Season two salmon fillets with lemon-pepper. Broil for about ten minutes. Top with sliced lemons as garnish, and squeeze fresh juice over all.

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Lou didn’t link to his thread about why he bought the lemons, and since it’s fallen off the first page and it’s definitely worth reading, here it is!

This fantastic lentil-lemon soup calls for one lemon. You need the juice and also the zest, so you use almost the whole lemon. Just like the Native Americans did.

Try this fantastic Braised Chicken With Lemon and Honey recipe. The lemon cooks up so tender and sweet that you can eat the lemon chunks, peel and all! (Just make sure you cut them bite sized.)

Put a slice of lemon on pieces of fish, season to taste, wrap them in foil and broil or grill the packets.

Lemons are also great for getting cranky babies to be less cranky.

Shot glass? Two lemons makes four glasses of lemonade.

–Cliffy

OK then, what are the proportions for lemonade? I’m rather embarrassed I’ve never made my own, but I wouldn’t mind trying!

You’re a real sweetheart. Thank you for the shout-out!

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Lemonade (one glass):

Juice of one lemon
1/4 to 1/3 cup of sugar
3/4 cup of ice water, more if you like

Stir it all up until the sugar is dissolved, fill a tall glass with ice cubes, and pour the lemonade over it. Try not to drink it all in one huge gulp. (I have this problem, I’m a total lemonade-aholic.)

Wow, that’s some strong lemonade! I always felt a little decadent usind a whole lemon in a quart of lemonade; most people I know like it more diluted. But a lemon per glass! Man, do you have any teeth left at all?

I’d put them in a sack and use them to beat my kids on the occasions where a beating with a sack of valencia oranges might be too much.

Nice to see you came by your member name honestly, Scumpup.

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Slice the lemons into wedges.

Moisten the rim of a glass. Fill with tequila. Bite. Drink.

(Yeah, yeah, I know about the limes, but what the guy has is LEMONS, so just make do!)

Slice the lemons into wedges.

Moisten the rim of a glass. Dip the rim in salt. Fill with tequila. Bite. Drink.

(Yeah, yeah, I know about the limes, but what the guy has is LEMONS, so just make do!)

With lemons, you can substitute chilled vodka and sugar. Not too bad, I drink “lemon drops” on occasion.