What CAN'T you find on eBay

A (work-related, believe it or not) Google search for “cremation services” turns up the following:

“Pet cremations on eBay.com. eBay offers great deals on pet cremation items and more.”

So good to know!

i have yet to find the ol’ Dick Butkis newspaper grill for sale on ebay. Everything else, though, does appear to be there.

Here ya go, ** rubes **.

I’m pretty sure there are no pictures of me on Ebay right now.

Gary Coleman’s chest hair.

Human organs.
Merla