What color are your pants? What'd you eat for lunch?

Blue pinstripe. Nothing.

Blue. Cheese tortellini.

Brown. Picadillo and rice.

Black. Coffee and a bag of Pepperidge Farm oatmeal raisin cookies.

Black goretex bib pants , chilli cheese fries

Khaki shorts. Two strawberry frosted Pop-Tarts, three sausages and a glass of orange juice.

Also khaki shorts. Big-ass Chicken Pot-pie at Olive Garden (it’s new, it’s excellent).

It’s Sunday and I didn’t need to go anywhere today, so, no pants. Leftover pot roast for lunch.

Tan shorts, and the wife and I pigged out on some sandwiches, sausage rolls and other stuff at the neighborhood Starbucks.

Khaki. Homemade corn chowder, sesame crackers and coffee

Tan. Hashbrowns with chicken.

Black jeans. Pastrami and provolone, and a banana.

Tan. Corned beef hash.

Black. Big Mac, fries and a Coke.

For Tuesday, tan shorts and Texas Chicken, owned by Georgia-based Church’s Chicken and operated in Thailand by PTT, the national oil and gas conglomerate, followed by ice-cream concoctions at Cold Stone.

Blue jeans. Chicken sandwich, BBQ potato chips, Skittles, water.

Tan shorts and, along with the wife, two large pizzas at The Pizza Company, a Pizza Hut clone owned and operated by legendary American businessman Bill Heinecke, who holds dual Thai citizenship. (We have Pizza Hut in Thailand too. These two chains are about similar.) One pizza was Tom Yum Kung, the other Super Supreme, extra cheese on both. Plus some cheese garlic bead and a pitcher of Pepsi. (Today was the last day of their month-long buy-one, get-one-free promotion.)

Blue jeans; penne and meatballs.

Black jeans. Bacon cheeseburger and hot dog from Burger King.

None. Leftover rattatouille with a leftover meatball.