What’s breakfast without the bagels with cream cheese and lox?
All you can eat lox. That’s a wonderful, tremendous thing.
Okay put a TV in wherever you’re eating and have on all the Rocky And Bullwinkle cartoons you want.
What else to watch?
Okay put a TV in wherever you’re eating and have on all the Rocky And Bullwinkle cartoons you want.
What else to watch?
(I’m not polling!)
I’m almost afraid to admit it, but I eat my grits the same way I eat cream of wheat. With sugar and butter.
The best breakfast buffet I ever had was at …DODGER STADIUM.
That’s right. It was for a 1 o’clock start. There was an omlete station with a cheff. He would make you any omlette you desired. There was the belgian waffle station with choice of syrup, bluberries, strawberries, a mango marmalade, and powdered sugar. There was a meat station with ham, sausage and bacon. (mmmmm, bacon). There was a fruit staion with best damn strawberries I ever tasted. There was a pungent cheese station. And, of course, a potato station.
And there was, just for good measure, a pizza station. I had a slice of rock shrip and jalapeno pizza. 
All this, and a great view of the field.
Some Dopers we are. Nobody’s mentioned FuckWaffles.
My favourite breakfast would include an extra stomach for all of the pancakes, country hash browns, and eggs-over-easy and Eggs Benedict and coffee and orange juice. Yum!