Add a love interest for Bilbo. Take a break from the story and have him romance her and show off by trying to ride a cow.
Also add a series of vignettes of Sauron attempting to retake physical form. Of course these attempts fail miserably(and hilariously).
That would have to be titled Mordor Strikes Back!
Brokeback Deagol. Did you really think it was just about the Ring?
EvH
Ewoks vs. Hobbits.
No matter who wins, WE lose.
A three hour treatise on why they are sometimes called goblins, sometimes called orcs, and the societal implications thereof.