Oh, cripes, I’d forgotten all about Scary Stories. Man, that book freaked me the hell out when I was a kid! The picture of the eyeless girl, in particular, scared the hell out of me, but I couldn’t not look at it.
The other day, I rewatched Big Trouble in Little China. It’s been one of my favorite movies since I first saw it. But when I was a little kid, the one scene I couldn’t stand to watch was when one of the Three Storms comes in and sees that Lo Pan is dead, and he gets so outraged he literally explodes. I’d always have to cover my eyes while he was expanding. For some reason, the shot of his foot bursting out of his shoe was especially disturbing. Watching in now, it just looks cheesy.
The other movie that messed me up for years was The Believers. There was a lot of disturbing shit in that movie, including a scene where spider eggs hatch out of a woman’s face. That didn’t bother me. What I couldn’t handle was the scene right at the very beginning, where a family is having breakfast, and everything’s nice and normal. The husband drops a quart of milk on the floor, and goes to get a towel to clean it up. Mom’s standing in the puddle of milk, when the little kid at the table points out that there’s coffee leaking out of the base of the coffee maker. Mom puts her finger over the leak to stop it from spreading, and gets electrocuted to death, while her family stands there watching her and screaming. Jesus, that scene just crawled into my head and set up housekeeping. I still haven’t ever seen that movie again to this day, because of that scene.
The last one I remember was from a Choose-Your-Own Adventure. (Actually, one of the lesser knock-off brands, not the original CYOA series.) I don’t remember the name, or much of the plot, except that it involved an evil circus. One of the bad endings had you captured by the carnival master, and sewn into the body of a miniature crocodile, where, presumably, you lived out the rest of your life as a sideshow exhibit. Typing it out, it sounds dumb, but the picture that accompanied it was a POV shot of the carnival master leaning over you with a needle and thread, with the edges of the crocodile skin closing over you. I can’t imagine that the same scene would be anything other than lame and contrived if I saw it today, but it scared the hell out of me when I was a kid.