Apparently I’m the only Robert Mugabe in this thread.:eek:
Apparently, I’m Hitler.
I’m answered as maniacally as i could, and I am
George W. Bush (hope this link works!)
I swear I came up with GW, but the above link goes to Stalin. 
Checking in as another George W. Actually I’m kinda proud of this…one redneck to another 
“Wait, I’m not a dictator!” you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you’re a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you’re a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!"
I’m Tony Blair, I should be able to say something witty about him considering I have to write a thesis on him due in two weeks, but laziness>work.
Tony Blair checking in here. I just like to see the other parties ruin each other while I can sit back and laugh.
Not anymore…
I’m Hitler. Wait… what link!? 
I’m not sure why it gave me this since my answers don’t really describe Hitler.
Chairman Mao – it was the poetry that got me.
“there is a great disorder in heaven, and the situation is excellent”
mao
“it is an ill wind that blows no minds”
the principia discordia
“speaking of vegetables, how’s the chairman?”
uncle duke
Hey, Cougarfang, I’m Chairman Mao too!
Wait… shouldn’t you be Chairman Meow?? 
Wow! A whole string of Chairman Mao’s checking in here.
You live up to your name BBJ. :rolleyes:
Gosh, I’m Saddam as well … what else do we have in common?
Stalin here.
Well, given the alternatives…looks pretty good.
Tin-pot dictators will a big army and …damnit, NO NUKES!
I want a recount!
According to the website, I’m a ringer for Joe Stalin.
What’s really sort of odd is that, hours before, I wrote here that I most certainly was not.
I guess us tinpot dictators are a little flighty, now and then.
While I’m not sure he’s an option on that site, I’d say I’m a Milkos Horthy…totally landlocked, but still fancying myself an admiral.
Ah, then there is nothing to worry about, Comrade. We have some of the finest mental facilities in the world.
Officer, stop the “questioning” and get this man ready for “treatment” followed by “reeducation”. Also notify the secret police…there seem to be more imposters surfacing. Damn the capitalist pigs and their constant plots against me.
GWB here. What can I say? I like manipulating people and making buttloads of money!
And before you strain yourself rolling those eyes, Ringo, BBG was quoting the site’s GWB page.
Josef Stalin.
Death to capitalist pig-dogs!
Whoa… Fidel Castro!
Drop by, fellow tyrants, we’ll drive up to Papa Hemingway’s beach house in '58 Caddies, light up the Cohibas and pass around the rum-and-colas.
(Do make sure when leaving for home that you don’t have 150 people trying to conceal themselves in your airplane’s luggage bin, though.)