Taste and smell are very closely linked. If you can smell and lick your upper arm after an intense workout, you might get an approximate idea of what your own penis might taste like. If you want to know what someone elses penis taste like, ask to lick their upper arm.
Or you could just give them a blow job.
Oh, the Cream of Sum Yung Guy soup?
I have never heard this before. Did your mom just make it up (why?) or is it some genuine superstition? Has anyone else ever heard of it?
Did it encourage or discourage you from trying?
Is it meant to suggest that it is absolutely impossible? I find I can get the tip of my elbow to within a couple of inches of my mouth quite easily. It seems to me that someone who is a bit more limber than I am (a large proportion of the population), or certainly one of those contortionists who fold their bodies in weird ways, ought to be able to manage it (some of them are a bit androgynous of course).
A lot of folk beliefs revolve around the impossibility of getting one’s elbow in one’s mouth. Although there may well be contortionists who can do it, it’s not possible for most people.
Um…the penises (penii??) that I have tasted are like any other dark “ripe” area of the human body…if recently washed, it tastes like skin and soap. If not recently washed, it tastes like (in the case of my current SO) baby powder and man-odor.
He likes to dust his business in baby powder to keep it dry and fresh; ergo, his penis tastes like baby powder and skin. Man Skin. Not a bad combination. He showers at least once a day, so his Private Biz (copyright) is never unpleasant. It’s sometimes more “manly” than other times, but it’s never icky.
Maybe I’m the rare girl who’s OK with a guy whose privates taste like they are private, but I’ve yet to be offended by the penis in front of me. Any more than he’s been offended by the vagina in front of him.
It’s all good.
It sounds to me like her Mom just liked telling her daughter goofy stories just for fun. Not all that unusual; I think there was a recent thread about it ?
Her mom didn’t make it up. Its got its own Urban Dictionary entry, so unless her mom hangs out there…
Surely hard sauce would be preferred?
I read a book with this premise. A kid’s book, where a boy finally manages to kiss his elbow and starts acting more feminine, and then he kisses it again and turns back.
Elbow to lips = sex change: My mother told me this when I was a kid. I told my kid the same thing.
That’s pretty funny…but for the record I am dead serious (not sure if I was setting myself up for that joke or not :D). Every time I eat at a Chinese restaurant, the soup makes me squirm.
Penes is the plural I’ve heard, which gives a whole new meaning to the song, “Penes From Heaven”. (Yes, I’m going to keep telling that joke until someone laughs, or at least groans.) Personally, I prefer simple plurals though, especially after a year of teaching English. For some reason, I never had occasion to teach this one, but if I had, I would have gone with penises. Um, I mean I would have taught penises. I mean … oh, never mind.
I haven’t tasted dick, but I imagine it tastes like clitoris, only bigger.
Stop by sometime…I won’t tell anyone, promise.
When I was a kid, I read a book (No Flying in the House) in which a girl heard that if you can kiss your elbow, it means you’re a fairy. Interpret that as you will.
(She could, and she was.)
Since the question’s been pretty much answered (skin), I’m going to ask a waaaaayyyy TMI question for anyone with the guts to answer it.
What does ass taste like?
I’ve never rimmed or been rimmed and I have no desire to; it disgusts me on so many levels. OTOH, there’s obviously some appeal to it or it wouldn’t be in so many pornos and so frequently referenced. Assuming the receiver has been ‘purged’ and is hygienic, is there a taste?
Hahaha… I was pondering the same question just now, honest…
I’m guessing it tastes like shit?
Not that I noticed. The only distinct flavor at that point was from the macadamia oil with which we were slathered.
“Good thing we not step in it.” --Cheech and Chong