^ You know, Shakespeare kinda DOES look like…never mind!
This has been done several times in the thread. ‘Hu-mon’ is how the Ferengi tend to pronounce it. Klingon standard accents are no different than Federation standard accents.
Klingons also don’t deny any other race has access to an afterlife (though most Federation humans being atheist makes which afterlife they would generally go to an interesting question)…they don’t even claim they can’t access Sto-vo-kor, specifically…it’s a lot easier for a Klingon to do it, since they’re far more likely to live a life that earns their way in (and, you know, WANT TO), but Jadzia is believed to be in Sto-vo-kor, for instance.
Gee, why would anyone like the badass toughguy race?
That episode of TNG where Riker joins the Klingon crew he is in the mess hall replicating Klingon food, one of those exotic alien dishes is clearly chicken feet!
As I get older I can increasingly see the appeal of a race that considers prune juice a warriors drink. Throw in a dash of Romulan ale in the morning dosage and I am ready to seize the day.
The phonetic Klingon pronunciation of human is “TeraQnAn” (ter-ahk-naan) anyway
HaB SoSlI Qch!
I should know better than to make a joke in a Klingon thread. Klingons have no sense of hu’mor.
I think it was Sattua who got Ron Moore to admit that Klingons have a lot of similarity to the Scottish Highlanders. Honor, clan, warrior poets, all that cool stuff. Not a lot into diplomacy, either one of them. (The episode with the deaf guy who lost his interpreters, isn’t that the one where Worf said before this guy, the Klingons had no word for “diplomat?”)
But on Kronos/Kling/Quoanthkahtkl however you spell it the chickens have 12 feet and are two meters tall.
Worf’s brother Kurn calls roast turkey “burnt dead bird meat.”
I’m pretty sure they haven’t forgotten it. That’s why they only pretend to be that sort of person, instead of actually being that sort of person.
Again, something that the hard-core Trek nerds are likely already aware of. If you’re already fantasizing about being a Klingon, it’s not much of a stretch to fantasize about being the meanest, toughest Klingon in the quadrant.
Not to mention the size of the celery and carrots!
I’m not sure, but it’s definitely treif. Eating something that’s still alive is the single biggest dietary no-no in Jewish law.
But does something alive NOT from Earth count? 
Those Jewish folks and their sneaky interpretations are not to underestimated.
Well, unless your 1960s actor is still alive so they can do a callback of the character…
That’s another bit they did away with – because obviously the baddest badasses of them all would end up outliving everyone. There’s probably a low life expectancy because almost everyone gets slain before they reach middle age, but if you make it you can live quite a bit.
Kang and Kor in Blood Oath.