I’m an absolute klutz when it comes to salsa. I spilled it on my nightgowns twice in the past week, and that’s only the most recent time.
I’m not great with salad dressing, either. Got it on my top today.
I often spill a few drops of coffee on the floor but not usually on my clothes.
And how about you?
Cottage cheese, for some reason. Well, I store it upside down like my mother did, so when I open it it often has to, er, “burp” before it settles at the bottom of the container. While getting the lid off I often get cottage cheese everywhere.
It’s embarassing, as it’s not one of those things people really spill.
Would you believe that a friend of my mom’s just told us today about the storing-it-upside-down trick? We’d never heard of it before.
The water as I drain pasta. It always ends up on the floor. :mad:
Whenever I grab a handful of ice out of the freezer, at least one “cube” will end up on the floor.
Coffee. Always coffee.
Just did it this morning, as a matter of fact, all over my hands and everything. Did it this evening too, down the front of me and the lower half of my face. Either I got the dribble cup, as they say, or I got a hole in my lower lip. Grrrrr.
COFFEE oh man, I have some kind of curse that causes me to spill coffee into my lap. Nearly every time I drink coffee I’d somehow get some spilled on my lap.
Sometimes its just out of bad luck and not imcompitence/lack of coordination. You see, one time I had a cup of coffee in my hand, and a waitress bumped my elbow rather hard, which jerked my arm and caused me to dump the whole cup of coffee into my lap :eek:
From now on I can only drink coffee out of a sippy cup 
I spill anything and everything when wearing white. Since I stopped wearing anything white I seem to have become much more capable of finding my mouth without wearing the food.
My wine. Never fails, I always spill at least a little. It’s just a question of when. I’m getting rather surly about the whole thing.
Soda. I always manage to tip over the can. Always. This can make a very sticky situation. Otherwise, I am very graceful with my foods and beverages.
My dad says that if you spill food on yourself, it had better be good food.
Personally, I always go for pasta sauce.
Water.
Of course, this may be because I don’t drink much besides water, so if I’m going to spill anything, it’s likely to be water.
Whatever’s in my sippy cup, if I dare to try to use it in a moving vehicle. It’s like this; I have an adult size sippy cup, a rubbermaid sports bottle that has a flip up straw. It’s great except when I have the effrontery to attempt to drink from it in a car.
I don’t know why, but I flip up the straw and wait a couple of seconds to see if it’s going to spout iced tea. All is calm, so I go to take a sip and then blam! tea everywhere, again, dammit. I wasn’t squeezing it, no change in temperature, altitude, nothing. So now I just drive thirsty, take that sippy cup!
The burp it makes is a little unsettling, though, isn’t it? Like your breakfast just farted at you.
I just wanted to say that I just got some more cottage cheese on me, and that a peach slice I was trying to put in it slithered away from me and onto the floor. I blame this thread.
That’s another item that seems drawn to me as if my blouses were full of magnets.
Ice cream-usually chocolate ice cream. And oddly enough, it’s usually when I have something on that’s white, or pastel.
Coffee.
No matter what design of travel mug I use, I get at least one drop drooling onto me.
My seed.
C’mon, someone had to say it!
A taco.
I am totally incapable of eating one without it falling to pieces.
Ice water (which is pretty much all I drink, along with beer). Since I spill my beverage at least 5-6 times a week, the whole “evaporation” thing was a major perk of switching to water.
Everytime I try to fill the ice trays at home, I end up pouring water all over myself and the floor as I transfer the tray from the sink to the freezer. I just don’t pay attention to the position of my hands, and it just runs all over one courner.