Courtesy of “Science Made Stupid” by Tom Weller:
The exception that proves the rule? Maybe all the good lawyers knew better than to trust Trump to pay them.
So would I, but it still looks funnier than running from a giant lizard.
Yep, learned that lesson as a kid.
I knew at least a couple of people at work who brought toothbrushing supplies with them and brushed every day after lunch. I never did, and my dentist says my teeth are faaaaabulous.
I have an ex-bf who grew up partly in a rural environment, and one of his chores was taking care of the chicks they’d get via mail order. I can’t remember what they did with them. But he hated chickens ever after.
Same here. I think the vast majority of people don’t brush after lunch.
A lot of people who raised chickens in battery cages have the same hatred. Truthfully, if I was a chicken raised that way I’d take it out on any human I could get my beak on.
My friend’s weren’t in battery cages, and he still hated them. 
I no longer remember who I heard this from, but they weren’t talking about battery chickens. They had friends who said they couldn’t understand how they could bring themselves to eat the chickens that they raised, and the answer was:
“If you knew these chickens like we know these chickens, you’d know why we can eat these chickens!”
LOL!
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Our hens start out life as chicks in our home. We teach them simple tricks, using mealworms as treats. They fall asleep on our laps. Our dogs are taught to be gentle with them.
Once they’re old enough, they are moved outside. We harvest their eggs, but would never consider slaughtering them for a meal. Although they aren’t dogs/cats they are still pets to us.
My daughter lived with us for 6 months a few years ago. She spent time sitting in the yard while the hens foraged. She became a vegetarian because of this. She and her husband are vegetarians and that makes me, an omnivore, very happy.
That definitely happens also. I have good friends whose chickens live long lives and die of old age.
My cats are unrepentant hunting carnivores, and I love them too.
On the dinosaur thing, I believe firmly and without evidence that they did not roar the way they are typically depicted. While there may be some physical evidence in their fossils indicating they could make noises with their throat, I am confident they did not make roar noises, any more than the possibility they could talk to one another in some dino-language.
You’ll like this then:
Maybe your friend was just really unlikeable. 
I found roosters to be a bit touchy and territorial, but hens were generally fine. We were like kayaker with them tho. We had so many kids in my family the chickens got a lot of hand feeding and playtime.
Of course not, they said either “bawk” or “cock-a-doodle-doo.” Everyone knows that.
And howling at the moon, as shown in Ringo Starr’s documentary.
No one who has been attacked by a nasty rooster would be laughing. Pugnacious sons of bitches, with spurs.
Karma. Be good and you are less likely to have bad things happen to you.
It does work though. Blow me off when I need help, I’m less likely to help you when you do. I also think that this gets multiplied again and again.
Pulled a guy out of the snow yesterday with my 4-runner. A contractor of some sort. The other contractor that had a 4x4 truck right there wouldn’t do it (I was told). It was ridiculously easy.
I always lend a hand when I can. If I have a religion, it’s based on Karma.
I believe that there is SOMETHING very strange going on, although I have no idea what, about the fact that some people have won big lottery jackpots multiple times. A one in a milllion chance - raised to the nth power…Despite what Terry Pratchett wrote about one in a million chances.
As a general rule I would say any “lawyer” who spends more time doing interviews on TV and other public appearances rather actually practicing law are NOT worth hiring.
I believe in tire karma. I always pickup nails, screws, and other hazards I see in the road, and it’s been decades since I had a flat tire.
Of course, where do I pickup road hazards? Near my house, work, or other parking lots I walk through. Where do I drive? Near my house, work, and other parking lots I often visit. So not a completely silly belief. “The tire you save may be your own.”
Fortunately I’m not superstitious so there’s no way I’ve jinxed myself into a flat.
I have free will.
When we die its not just ‘blackness and oblivion forever’