I have a couple for being good in bed.
I don’t have it now, but our Disc Golf club had a champion’s “traveling trophy” that had my name inscribed 8 separate times.
Best Junior handler for a dog show I entered when I was pretty little and had no clue what I was doing. I know I talked and coaxed my dog the whole time when everyone else was silent.
Also have a goofy one for answering the most Academy awards NTN trivia questions right on one oscar night.
I keep the pinky finger of all my victims, so th—
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Bowling trophies…boxes and boxes of bowling trophies.
A demitasse saucer full of eyelids.
25 internet points to the first person to name the source of that creepy image.
I have never in my life gotten a trophy. Medals, sure. I lettered in English in high school, actually, although I never got the jacket. Certificates out the wazoo. A plaque or two.
But I have always, always wanted a trophy. I should just go and buy one for myself - “First Place in Total Awesomeness”, with a cheerleader on top.
I used to have a bunch from various competitions when I was high school age for music competitions, science fairs and the like. As an adult I have several for volleyball league wins. My partner has some volleyball ones and a stack of pool league and competition ones.
I have a medal from the city science fair from when I was in elementary school.
From high school:
3 or 4 speaker trophies (or plaques depending on which school hosted) from the debate team.
3 or 4 rows of ROTC ribbons with a crapload of clusters.
3 ROTC medals.
A bunch of other awards from ROTC (various local groups sponsored awards - the Lion’s Club, the ANG, the DAR, etc. - I got them all, except the uniform award).
And, Senior of the Year for my high school. I didn’t get Senior of the Year for the city which is fine. I didn’t even know there was a senior of the year award until after I was picked. I’m still not sure why I got it in the first place.
Since high school - not a thing. I have a very long string of failures in the last 12 years.
The only one I have - a plaque - is for being spelling champion of my elementary school.
In the last few years, I have three: a first-place and second-place for wedding photography (through the Wedding Photojournalism Association/WPJA), and one for bowling. I’m not exactly sure what happened, but I went bowling at some U of Illinois engineering event with some alumni and my paltry four or five strikes in a single game was apparently the high for the night. shrug
I also have a number from seventh and eighth grade for things like math, science, spelling, and history quiz events.
I used to have trophies for bowling and shooting but they’ve been lost over the years. Now all I have left is trophies and medals for Taekwondo. SWMBO and I accumulate enough that about once a year, we hold a little, for-fun tournament for our students and give out our old medals as awards.
I have seven medals from when I did Academic Decathlon. They’re in a shadow box along in the storage unit along with the rest of my life.
I’m like Bobby Brady, I have never won a trophy. I got ribbons but that’s it
Trophies for baseball, fastpitch softball, football and golf. Plaques for academic and professional stuff. Some medals and commendation from the military if that included.
It’s not exactly a trophy as such, but I do have a Guinness World Record certificate for fire breathing. Does that count?
Got some trophies from softball when I was a kid - back when not everyone on every team got a trophy. <Get off my lawn!!> I also have some and some medals from singing contests in high school. Not sure where any of them are these days…
I have three from winning the game show event onboard a Carnival Cruise.
And about 30 from martial arts tournaments.
Martial arts tournaments and 5k and 10k races.
I was sitting next to someone who got the “Best Peasant” trophy at a performance of Spamalot. Man, was I ever jealous…missed it by one seat!