The board today is absolutely crackers.
With nuclear posters to writing while they’re high.
There’s fools and idiots sitting on the “post reply” button.
It’s depressing, and it’s senseless, and that’s why…
(singing)
I like newbies,
I like newbies,
They only come up to you knees,
Yet they’re always friendly and they’re ready to please.
I like newbies,
I like newbies,
There’s nine hundred million of them on the boards today,
You’d better learn to like them, that’s what I say.
I like newbies,
I like newbies,
some think they infest us all like fleas,
But no they’re cute, and they’re cuddly, and they’re ready to please.
I like newbie posts,
The OPers are really great hosts,
Think the many things they’ve done to impress,
There’s flirt threads, pit rants, and they show off their chests.
I like newbies,
I like newbies,
I like their misbracketed [b['s,
They’re fun, they’re fiesty, and they don’t know Wally
I like newbie thought,
The wisdom that JDT taught,(sorry)
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The newbies will survive us all without any doubt.
So, I like newbies,
I like newbies,
They only come up to you knees,
Yet they’re wise, and they’re witty, and they’re ready to please
Wo, I chumba run,
Wo, I chumba run,
Wo, I chumba run,
Ne hamma, Ne hamma, Ne hamma chi chen.
I like newbies,
I like newbies,
Their posts are guaranteed to please,
no matter which board, through SDMB
I like newbies,
I like newbies…