What do you keep running out of?

I will second this and add that Wal-Mart milk sucks big floppy donkey dick. I used to work there and they leave it out in the back room before it gets put into their grossly inadequate walk-in dairy case. It always will go bad on you about 3 days before the sell by date.

And even knowing all of this, I some how ended up bringing a gallon of this white-crap-posing-as-milk home. :dubious: And it sits in my icebox, good until 1-01-06, smelling funny already.

Never have a problem with Braums milk.

Sorry for the hijack.

Katherine, is that you?

I told you I’m saving the big ones for, y’know, outdoor stuff.

:slight_smile:

Plastic forks, pencils, shaving cream and shampoo.

nods to Creaky and Cynical Gabe

Same here.

Cream for coffee.

My wife will only put proper cream in her coffee–no milk or creamlike powdered substance. I’m not so selective; I’ll use whatever is available, or take my coffee black if I have to. But we always seem to be down to the last few drops of cream.

Toothpaste. It feels like I’m going through it like water. Also, plastic knives–though this is mostly because they won’t sell them in anything other than a variety pack including spoons and forks as well (both of which are useless, as I use the knives to spread stuff on my bagel in the morning without having to worrry about dishes).

Bourbon, cat food, ingredients for spaghetti/tacos, taco sauce, Trader Joe’s Teriyaki Wings and beer.

You forgot fattening.

Bingo.

Me, too.

Creamer. I stock up, and so I’m always thinking “I’ve got plenty!” and then I turn around, and there’s none.

Bread.

Milk.

We drink seltzer water by the case, so we’re careful not to run out, but often we still do.

Toilet paper - problem here, too.

Human livers.

Rubber bands.

Excuses.

How well stocked are you with fava beans and a nice Chicanti?

Nods to all three, with the caveat that I’m generally on the throne when it happens.

Hello, Clarice.

Conditioner, which runs out way before an equally sized shampoo bottle will.

Maxalt*, gingerale, library book time, chocolate

*overpriced migraine med

Soap. Who is using my soap? I take a lot of showers, true, but not that many.

Time. I’m rapidly running out of time.

Beer
Salsa
Seltzer
Cat and dog food(Eat the Wheaties, or eat each other)

You must be using MY shampoo. Cause I always run out of that way before conditioner.