I’m usually wondering what’s on TV.
“Mmmmmmm, that Pad Thai was really good tonight.”
QUOTE Originally posted by Grok
“I wonder if she’s going to tell my girlfriend.”
Hi Grok,
If your quote implies that this thought creates anxiety, and thus reduces penile erection, and sexual performance in order to delay orgasm, then your meme needs to be replaced with a more scientific meme.
The more up to date meme is that your girlfriend would be proud that one of her competitors has found you to be an attractive and worthy competative sperm donor. This lets your girlfriend know that she has made the right choice in selecting you as her boyfriend.
Keeping this new scientific meme in mind, and assuming you wish to delay orgasm, then your correct thought should be “I wonder if she’s NOT going to tell my girlfriend.”
Another last thought to create anxiety is, “I hope my girlfriend does not click on this site.” (below)
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jesse,rc (relationship consultant)
Don’t think, but feel…
Intense joy and acute awareness of being at One with the Universe.
P.S. Maybe I’ll write a book: The Joy of Zex
I’m usualy thinking where is the wet spot going to wind up cuz’ I don’t want it on my side of the bed!
Romantic huh?
“If he stops, I’m going to bite him.”
What can I say. Breaking in the new boyfriend. 
Corr
Sometimes Christie Brinkley or Kathy Ireland. (I was a pimply-faced teen in the 80’s so they’re like old friends.)
My last relationship was fantastic in all ways and full of great sex, so my last thought was simply how great it was to be this close, physically and emotionally, to such a fantastic girl.
Other relationships have not been as good and have been of the “Finally!” variety. One ex was so worried about getting off that she’d try to contort me into Kama Sutra-esque positions while we were in the act. Not fun.
But my last girlfriend… whoa, Nelly! And I’m probably getting some more of that for New Year’s Eve. 
Swimmin’ pools…
“My hand is getting a fucking cramp again!”
Just this weekend I made wild passionate love with my lady, and as I recall, when the (quite prolonged) moment of ecstasy began, I was thinking: “Oh, it is so unfair that I only have one orgasm , as my significant other - Tiffani Amber Thiessen of *Saved By The Bell * and *Beverly Hills 90210 * fame has already had multiple orgasms this evening.”
And that I swear is the truth.
[sup]gets pelted by rotten vegetables[/sup]
This demands some serious scientific investigation and I am willing to put myself forward as a research subject for purely scientific reasons, of course.
As in any carefully controlled scientific study repeated tests will be needed to determine a baseline. I will then need to determine if different types of sex create different thoughts and I am already thinking that oral sex alone is worthy of an independent study.
Before anyone propositions me I must remind you know that I already have a research partner who probably won’t mind giving it up in order to further our knowledge of this subject.
Well, off to the lab…
Dead puppies.
Doesn’t work.
ROTFLMAO!!!
Got me!
Been there, done that. Only worked because I got onto a tangent about how silly using that method would be…
Nor mally I’m thinking about the feelings from right there. The current spot of pleasure, trying to amplify it throughout my body as a whole.
Yes, I get selfish. Yes, my wife came 5 minutes beforehand.
-Tcat
Hmm, well, since I have multi’s (and I’m a guy), the first one I’m trying to decide whether or not to pull out (it sometimes makes a difference between 0 down-time and 2 minutes.)
If it’s one of the later ones, then I’m probably thinking something along the lines of “Wow, that took a while, gonna have to shower!” or “OhMyGodIsSheDoingKegals!!!”
I-don’t-mean-to-nitpick-but,wouldn’t-that-be-the-notfucking-cramp?
Well in high school I’d try to remember what number she was, now that I can’t even remember and the whole thing of running around and chasing anything that looks good is getting kinda old. I’ve found myself thinking about the girl that I’m with, and how much I like her, or not.
Sometimes I don’t think at all, sometimes I think about “damn the Braves game is on” or something in that line. But that usually isn’t the case, thats when it’s someone new and I already know I’ll never talk to her again.
I think and act the same way I do on a rollercoaster. Right before orgasm, I’m thinking “Hereitcomes ohboy ohboy herewego overthetop WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO!” Then I run and get in line so I can take the ride again.
The biggest differences are:
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On rollercoasters, I wave my arms over my head. During sex, I don’t have that much control. It’s pretty much just freeform squirming.
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No matter how good the sex has been, I have never (yet) purchased the souvenir photo.
Oh boy! This is soooo worth $50!
feels pretty good…feels pretty good…feels really good…feels REALLY good…REALLY GOOD…REALLY…REALLY…REALLY…R…!!!
Dang, anybody got a cigarette?