What do you think people would say is the worst thing about living with you?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Just for fun

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I have asked my wife and will post the novel here when completed. If the Dope has enough disk space.

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I’m extremely messy, and rather wasteful. And take too long to do most things.

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I snore.

I fart. A lot.

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Are you me? Because I think that is exactly what SWMBO would say about me.

And I like to fart on the cat as well.

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What do you think people would say is the worst thing about living with you?

Me.

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I’ve had past roommates, who decided not to be anymore, who’ve said I was too smart and too good at just about everything. Now it’s obvious I have a superior memory and puzzle-solving ability so things just come naturally for me.

My family are all very athletic and I am as well so physical things also come easily to me.

But I don’t go out of my to show off or be a braggart about it.

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What did you hear?

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I don’t talk. My husband is a talker, actually more like a debater, and would like it if I spoke more and gave him a sparring partner. But I’m rather an introvert and hate bickering. So there’s that.

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I spawn clutter from a myriad of crafty projects that I seldom complete.

I love to sing. Especially to make parody versions of other songs. I am not good at the singing part of it.

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My batshit crazy dog who is 5000000 times crazier and louder when I am home. I have had several professionals tell me that it isn’t my fault, but it doesn’t change the fact that the vocal versions of her craziness only exist when I am home and awake.

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I run trains.

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You mean besides being a psychopath, right?

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I accumulate clutter.

I have absurd sleeping habits.

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I live in clutter, due to having too many hobbies and art projects. And I procrastinate about every damn thing. And I sleep whenever I feel like it, which is never enough. And my cats puke everywhere and rub their asses on the carpet. The list goes on and on . . . .

I’ve heard all of this from my husband, who is a squeaky-clean, no-clutter minimalist. This is why we live next door to each other.

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Probably the farts for me too. That and my recent bouts with anxiety, making every morning’s wakeup practically a game of Russian roulette for the poor man.
If I had to pick one, farting.

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I need a LOT of alone time. And I’m impatient.

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I grind to a halt when I fall into the bottom of my bi-polar. It’s happening less and less now, and nowhere near the frequency, but it has to be annoying as all hell to be going along like normal, then I can’t even clean the kitty litter or fold a load of laundry.

The manic highs might also bug the devil out of the uninitiated.

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I’ve been described as “intense” by more than one SO (that i lived with). In the context it was used, it wasn’t a good thing so much.

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Where to start?

I live without human housemates by preference. Cats, dogs, and hamsters are fine, but not human beings. So the worst thing about living with me is that I really don’t want anyone living with me.

I am very messy and disorganized.

I have sleep apnea, so I probably snore.

I keep irregular hours.

I can be very grumpy.

I fall asleep on the couch when watching TV.

I have three cats who aren’t very well behaved.

I have a tendency to fix things with duck tape and WD-40.That doesn’t always work.

That’s all I can think of at the moment, but I’ll bet former roommates could make a much longer list.