What do you think your dying thoughts would be?

“Well, it’s about damned time!”

Man, I really thought there was room to make the pass!

“I would like to have seen Montana.”

“I’ll be stone dead in a minute!”

I am not afraid of dying. Any time will do; I don’t mind. Why should I be afraid of dying? I see no reason for it–you’ve got to go sometime.

Top 3 I can think of:

  1. “Aww shit.” (Alternately, if it’s urgent: “SHIT!”)
  2. “Well, that was stupid.”
  3. “Hey, the girl driving that bus is cute. BUS!” (So, true story, I was riding my bike across campus, and as I was crossing the street, I glanced at this bus coming towards me and thought that thought, immediatley before thinking “BUS!” Fortunately, she was faster on the brakes than I was. My dad uses this as a classic example of my apparant inability to prioritize my decisions.

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Addendum to #2 in my post above:

Alternately: “Moron.”

You’re a dolphin?

“Oh good, I won’t have to figure out the Medicare Drug Benefit!”

Bosco!

As long as you go positive to positive and negative to ground/negative, you are uinlikely to have anything bad happen no matter what order you do it in.

I think mine would be,

“wwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”

or,

“D’oh!”

but most likely,

“fuck fuck fuck fuck fu…”