You got all the way to 99!?!?
It’s the motherfuck way. 
WASD. Also Q, E, 123, Tab and ~. And of course, space (jump jump jumpjumpjump…)
The jab, left hook, and left uppercut.
Oh that’s my dog petting hand.
You could get one of these.
–FCOD
They still do that over there? I haven’t heard of that happening to anyone in the US who was younger than my parents.
My left hand makes the sound of one hand clapping.
The balls. You can’t neglect the balls.
I’m almost 66, I have to pace myself 
I thought your spare hand was for holding the magazine.
BTW> main use of my spare hand is to hold the nunchuck on my wii!
I’m similar. Though I also use a drawing tablet instead of a mouse, and it’s not easy to swap my left hand to operate a pointing device when it’s not a conveniently shaped lump of plastic.
Painting my nails.
While starting to brush my teeth with my right hand, my left is busily screwing the cap back onto the toothpaste tube. Thank you, Richard P Feynman, for that three seconds I save each time.
If I have food at the computer, I’ll eat it with my left hand. Otherwise it just kind of sits there, doing nothing.
I hold the magazine with my feet because I need both hands.
I lost the use of one of my hands in Viet Nam. Now, it always seems to have a beer in it.
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I thought your spare hand was for holding the magazine.
Magazine?
You heard of DVDs at all?