Quite honestly, my family and friends know i want to be buried at sea
But, if i have no choice in the matter then:
“I wanted to be buried at sea, you rotten bastards”
Tombstone, nothing. I plan to be stuffed and stuck up in the attic so I can scare the grandchildren.
I wish to be cremated.
However, a condition in my will is going to be that after the cremation, the executor of my will will carry my urn up to any enemies I had in life (they too, will be listed in the will) and say “This is a final fuck you from Crunchy Frog,” and then throw a bit of my ashes into their eyes.
Bwahahaha!!!
First on this list of enemies is my ex-fiance, Jennifer.
Second on this list is Jennifer’s mother.
A little piece of me wants to die first, just so this can be done to them. Ah well, nothing but a few public indecency laws to stop me from pissing on their graves if they should snuff it before I do.
The skulls of those that have wronged me.
…a blank date of death. For many, many centuries to come.
– Bob
My 10 year old daughter told me the the other day that she wanted her tombstone to say “daddy’s little girl”.
Awwww.
Enright3
Daddy Extraordinaire
Since I was little, I’ve wanted:
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Stefanie P. 1982 - ???
Enough about me,
now go home and have fun.
or…
You are standing on my feet! Goddammit!
Step back you moron!
dodgy